Do you have a nickname/s for penis or vagina, yours or them in general?

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Ian69 · Accepted Answer

I haven’t got any nicknames for mine but names for a man’s penis I’ve come across are prick, cock, knob, ham javelin, pork sword, Willy, dick, meat and two veg, chopper, one eyed trouser snake.

As regarding the ladies, just the usual, pussy, slit, gash, twat, kitty, muff, conker chomper.

BJP21 · Accepted Answer

Mr. Winky.

nolabels · Answer

Fred and Barney are the 'boys', Dino is the long-necked 'centerpiece'. I claim those names for my own man-tackle.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

I’m pleased to let you know my junk is named Bubbles & a friend of mine out of the kindness of her heart was nice enough to give my junk that name.

SnowedIn · Answer

I've never named it. But my wife calls my penis "mousey". She and I call hers "pussy."

John1972 · Answer

I do. My guy is know as Wee Winking Willy the One Eyed Spitting Monster who calls Dingleberry Town his home and he can usually be found playing alone or with his two friends Hanging Dan and Droopy Stan.

Summeroflove · Answer

Uh. No

Paige90 · Answer

I just call it a dick and pussy

SarahP080102 · Answer

Depends on who I'm talking with.

MiamiMadness · Answer

I mean not nicknames I’ve given myself but he has been called different names through his path through life

exitseven · Answer

I call it the "little head"

jamesgoldman · Answer

Sure, piss pipe

That what it does for me

In general there's Jacobs for balls
So to quote Snatch (IMHO, serious contender for the greatest film of all time) 'if you stop me again when I'm walking I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off'

N. b. there's always the Kevin bloody Wilson song 'you can't say c**t in Canada' for some names

Andres77 · Answer

I don’t. My ex wives did

tfan1 · Answer

I prefer Penis because I have a penis. My wife also prefers calling my penis - Penis but she likes her vagina called a vagina or pussy.

AsaKyo · Answer

No, I just call my private a cooter and I call the guy's private a sausage, schlong, meat stick, weenus, or cock-a-locka-ding-dong

JPresidente · Answer

I actually don’t but I’d welcome suggestions. 😂

Havthrills · Answer

Nope

Gloree · Answer

I call guys own "Father of many nations."

MadClown · Answer

I call pussy kitty

AimeeKyle · Answer

More jokingly….. I call him the “Big Guy”. 😁

James899 · Answer

Dick - Brother Pussy - Sister  Lol

LavLavLuv · Answer

Lolo🍆

Kelly6 · Answer

My cat

Pudsmucker · Answer

Junior maker.

nawtee_me · Answer

First prize

Alex8736 · Answer

white chocolate with nuts 😇

cootjuhh · Answer

my little friend

Yellovv · Answer

I am saying for penis cobra snake also for pussy I am saying plum, peach something like that, what about you?

Bigjake1019 · Answer

I pussy kitty 🐈‍⬛ and sometimes refer to penis as sausage lol 😂

Erron_Black · Answer

junior erron

Anonymous · Answer

For mine, I call it my bastard sword.

Anonymous · Answer

I DON’T have a nickname for my penis.

And I use the word “dick” when referring to flaccid penises and “cock” when talking about erect penises.

And when referring to what women have “down under” I like to use the following words:
- “slit” (my favorite slang word)
- “kitty” (I like this word too, it’s the word I use for “vulva”)
- “pussy” (when I use this word I’m meaning “vagina” and usually horny and naughty chatting or dirty talking)

Note: it’s interesting that sometimes people use the word “vagina” (the inner part) when they really mean “vulva” (the outer part)

ALSO:
I use a few words for a woman’s chest:
- “boobs” for a larger chest (that appears D+ cup to me)
- “breasts” for a medium chest (that appears B or C cup to me) OR a really nicely-shaped chest
- “tits” for a small chest (that appears A cup or below to me) OR for any breasts when I’m horny and naughty chatting or dirty talking

Do you have a nickname/s for penis or vagina, yours or them in general?

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