Do you have a nickname/s for penis or vagina, yours or them in general?

[Anonymous]

[Ian69]

I haven’t got any nicknames for mine but names for a man’s penis I’ve come across are prick, cock, knob, ham javelin, pork sword, Willy, dick, meat and two veg, chopper, one eyed trouser snake.

As regarding the ladies, just the usual, pussy, slit, gash, twat, kitty, muff, conker chomper.

[BJP21]

Mr. Winky.

[Gagname]

I DON’T have a nickname for my penis.

And I use the word “dick” when referring to flaccid penises and “cock” when talking about erect penises.

And when referring to what women have “down under” I like to use the following words:
- “slit” (my favorite slang word)
- “kitty” (I like this word too, it’s the word I use for “vulva”)
- “pussy” (when I use this word I’m meaning “vagina” and usually horny and naughty chatting or dirty talking)

Note: it’s interesting that sometimes people use the word “vagina” (the inner part) when they really mean “vulva” (the outer part)

ALSO:
I use a few words for a woman’s chest:
- “boobs” for a larger chest (that appears D+ cup to me)
- “breasts” for a medium chest (that appears B or C cup to me) OR a really nicely-shaped chest
- “tits” for a small chest (that appears A cup or below to me) OR for any breasts when I’m horny and naughty chatting or dirty talking

[Asker]

thank you for your well thought out answer!

[Gagname]

You’re welcome

[nolabels]

Fred and Barney are the 'boys', Dino is the long-necked 'centerpiece'.

I claim those names for my own man-tackle.

[SnowedIn]

I've never named it. But my wife calls my penis "mousey". She and I call hers "pussy."

[John1972]

I do. My guy is know as Wee Winking Willy the One Eyed Spitting Monster who calls Dingleberry Town his home and he can usually be found playing alone or with his two friends Hanging Dan and Droopy Stan.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m pleased to let you know my junk is named Bubbles & a friend of mine out of the kindness of her heart was nice enough to give my junk that name.

[Paige90]

I just call it a dick and pussy

[SarahP080102]

Depends on who I'm talking with.

[Asker]

even just in general a name for them

[SarahP080102]

Vajayjay & Dick

[Summeroflove]

Uh. No

[MiamiMadness]

I mean not nicknames I’ve given myself but he has been called different names through his path through life

[exitseven]

I call it the "little head"

[jamesgoldman]

Sure, piss pipe

That what it does for me


In general there's Jacobs for balls
So to quote Snatch (IMHO, serious contender for the greatest film of all time) 'if you stop me again when I'm walking I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off'

N. b. there's always the Kevin bloody Wilson song 'you can't say c**t in Canada' for some names

[tfan1]

I prefer Penis because I have a penis. My wife also prefers calling my penis - Penis but she likes her vagina called a vagina or pussy.

[Andres77]

I don’t. My ex wives did

[Andres77]

First wife called it Little Bud. Her nickname for me was Bud. Like how Rudy called Kenny on the Cosby show. 2wife called it Stan the Man. And sex she called spelunking.

[Asker]

ahahahah, creative and yes i remember her calling him bud

[AsaKyo]

No, I just call my private a cooter and I call the guy's private a sausage, schlong, meat stick, weenus, or cock-a-locka-ding-dong

[Asker]

counts as nicknames lol

[JPresidente]

I actually don’t but I’d welcome suggestions. 😂

[Havthrills]

Nope

[Gloree]

I call guys own "Father of many nations."

[MadClown]

I call pussy kitty

[AimeeKyle]

More jokingly….. I call him the “Big Guy”. 😁

[LavLavLuv]

Lolo🍆

[LavLavLuv]

Kontol🍆 Titit🍆

[Asker]

ahahaha

[LavLavLuv]

Why u laughin girll

[Asker]

the eggplant, when i go to the store all i do is laugh now

[LavLavLuv]

Hahaha think of lolo!

[Asker]

ahahahahah now i will