Do you have any embarrassing sex toy delivery stories?

Do you have any embarrassing sex toy delivery stories?
Do you have any embarrassing sex toy delivery stories?
Do you have any embarrassing sex toy delivery stories?
It doesn't matter how many times I buy one, the anxiety over an embarrassing delivery always gets me. After seeing some horrific reviews of people getting their toys in obviously labeled packaging or even worse transparent packaging, it makes me wonder how common this nightmare is.
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  • Never happened to me, It wouldn't bother me if did and I could even get mail for a sex toy in a fake girl to name this way I wouldn't have to worry... I'll share something embarrassing with you my cousin left here and her vibrator was in the top drawer of the desk in the room she stayed in while here, so I find her vibrator and use it on the head of my cock wow what a mind-blowing orgasm, Guess what I did? I threw the cockring away and found myself a new sex toy for me to use and guess what? Didn't cost me a penny I just love how swelled my cock gets and the head throbs and cums like no tomorrow.

  • 😂😂no but i also never bought any🤷🏽‍♀️

    • It will come lol

    • Maybe. I don't know.

    • Honestly, a good sextoy is really enjoyable

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  • my nephew and his girlfriend/baby mama lived with me for about a year. about a 2 weeks after they moved out i found an odd package addressed to her called "daily tool". felt around the package to figure out what it was (weed pipe most likely. they used "wish" a lot). then i realized what it was. took it in the house, messaged them it was here.

  • I've bought plenty online- though I prefer a small independently owned store & never have had any embarrassing moments yet.

  • Just imagine a woman going to collect her parcel from delivery guy😂😂😂

  • Sadly, I don't. Now, what can I do with a used butt plug?

  • nahhh

  • When my girlfriend lived at home with her parents, I’d ordered her a butt plug because of… reasons. When the package arrived, her mother opened it up because she always did that. So when my girlfriend got home she said that the big pink butt plug was actually for me and that I’d ordered it to her house because I was afraid that my parents would find out! Now she thinks I’m a total sissy!

  • No, but i don't get embarrassed. I am the type of person who will pull the toy out and shake it at the nighbors if they are being nosey. I mean, who can really say anything, we all enjoy sex and if it didn't happen none of us would be here.

  • Nope nothing embarrassing happened here.

  • No mine came in fine, pun intended

  • I'll be embarrassed maybe a little bit but it depends on the delivery driver's reactions.

  • Well it's either that or walking into the sex shop

  • No. But to avoid something like that happening, you should just go and buy them from the sex shop.

  • Personally no...

    But I knew this guy who worked in an office building and a blow-up doll delivered to their office's address by mistake.
    A few weeks later one of their neighbors stopped by and asked if they had any packages delivered, and they said no because they had already thrown the thing away.

  • Nah that doesn't embarrass me

  • Nah lol, I buy them in a sexshop

    • I was thinking of starting to do that.

    • At least you're sure of what you buy

    • But if your town has no sex shops around, you have no other options but buy online.

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  • Sounds real odd not to get it in a box for girls i dont by toys not less for a girl friend i have

  • Those pics made me laugh! thanks!

    • You're welcome 😊

  • Oh my God that's hilarious. I have not had that problem yet because I order from places that are discrete

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