Do you have any embarrassing sex toy delivery stories?

Do you have any embarrassing sex toy delivery stories?
Do you have any embarrassing sex toy delivery stories?
Do you have any embarrassing sex toy delivery stories?
It doesn't matter how many times I buy one, the anxiety over an embarrassing delivery always gets me. After seeing some horrific reviews of people getting their toys in obviously labeled packaging or even worse transparent packaging, it makes me wonder how common this nightmare is.
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  • I'm so gladly censored it and put a code name instead.

  • Nope never bought a sex toy and I never will

  • Good Lord, does that really happen?
    can't wait to read these!

  • OMG what kind of parcels are they?

  • Lols

  • You mean like when they deliver it to your neighbour "by mistake" and they open it "by mistake"?

    No.

    • That's happened with other deliveries though.

  • you could buy me in a package.

  • I got my friend this 4ft purple dick for her bday and i was gonna take it to her at work and i was on my motorcycle and the thing stuck out of my backpack like 1.5 ft at least so i cruised all the way across town with a big purple dick slapping the back of my helmet as I was cruising

  • Not a delivery but going through security at the airport and they want to see what's in your luggage. We learned take the batteries out befor younpack and fly and they don't bother you bit leave a battery in and everybody sees your favorite toys. My wife was mortified but I'm more like hold that one up, it's a really good one, everybody shoud get one. If your going to embarrassment then I'm all for returning the favor.

  • The most embarrassing was when I was in hurry and was leaving my house for school (in thailand) and the delivery arrived And the delivery guy was smoking hot🤤🤤. but I just took it and got to the car to go😐😑.

    But the toy was good but I couldn't bring that with me in India 😓

    • Awwww so sad. 😓 What was it by the way?

    • Can't you buy a new one in India?

  • Sorry, I don't deliver or order them.

  • Life size silicon dolls are not easy to keep inconspicuous.

  • I don't use them or buy them for me.

  • Fortunately no LOL! However I was helping some friends move recently and the bedside table opened up and a lot of condoms fell out. I put everything back in the drawer as fast as I could so hopefully no one saw anything LOL!

  • I once ordered a flogger using my mother's card. I didn't tell her what the purchase was for but I have her the money for it.

    The postman joked with her knowing where it came from about it being a dildo. She slapped me. xD

  • Why would anyone be embarresd? Instead of deliveries I, just go into Anne Summers high street shop in Belfast. I last bought a vibrating Flesh tunnel and some lube afew weeks ago face to face in the shop. No need to be embarresd.

  • Never have but thanks for the question. I had never thought about it but will now thanks.

  • My mom bought one once I just took it and told Amazon it never came.

  • Fortunately I never did

  • I wouldn't worry about it too much. I deliver for a living and they are usually wrapped a lot more discretely than that lol. But even if they aren't, we don't care. It's like a doctor seeing you naked, it's our job and we aren't judging. We aren't even paying that much attention to be honest. And there's nothing to be embarrassed about. A sex toy, so what? :)

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