Do you like surprises?

[SweetTay]

[Anonymous]

So it's ok for a woman to show her hard nipples on here, but if a guy makes a fun post about booties, he gets reported and called a "troll"

Women's privilege. You guys can say and do whatever you want and no one cares, but we get called perverts and everyone gets offended

[Crafteroon]

No, I don't. I prefer to set expectations, so everyone is aware of the possibilities and can show their real emotions when it happens.

[douride2]

Honestly I don't like them. Surprises that is.

[Adventurer23]

Are those chocolate chips or is the kitchen just cold?

[PimpDaddyBones]

No! Surprised is a failure to plan for everything.

[Lliam]

I love some surprises. But it depends on the surprise. Certain kinds are welcome anytime.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I think her secret has been revealed.

[Jennz6]

@gummy_cluster I see her secrets

[Gummy_Cluster]

@Jennz6

[Jennz6]

@gummy_cluster her nipples?

[Gummy_Cluster]

@Jennz6 The deer think they're two headlights.

[Jennz6]

@gummy_cluster oh yeah the headlights lol

[Jennz6]

@gummy_cluster you are very smart

[Gummy_Cluster]

@Jennz6 Grassy ass.

[Jennz6]

@gummy_cluster I don’t speak Spanish

[Gummy_Cluster]

@Jennz6 I speak it very well. Spanish-thank you-grassy ass. Chinese-thank you-ten jew berry mud

[Jennz6]

@gummy_cluster chunky chun ka so to wah

[Gummy_Cluster]

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[OfMiceandMen]

Why does this chef's secret make me keep cumming back to McDonalds special sauce?😂

[Guffrus]

Boobs

[Paul_in_Indy]

Surprises like that? Yes! :)

[boggboss]

What's the secret

[jshm2]

Yes. But those are hardly surprising. The T-shirt is though.

[Ms_Facesitter]

No but I like surprising sometimes

[bowenw]

Yes, they get me excited.

[jamesgoldman]

Depends on the kinda surprise, free gold is a great surprise but a surprise increase in expenditure isn't nice

[elizamichale1]

Only if they r gud ones

[Mansearching]

Depends on what the surprise is.

[Makeushiver]

What kind? Love your tits

[TheSpaceGnome]

Hate to break it to you, but it's no surprise whats under that shirt. Chef's secrets are nice though.

[Happy_User]

I love them lol

[Sparkie460]

I hate surprises. I never liked them

[loveslongnails]

Not all surprises are likeable. Your pic is a welcome one, however.

[Jennz6]

I see both of them 💃