Do you think this is hot or attractive?

[Anonymous]

Would you guys find it hot if a girl pooped on your chest while in the reverse cowgirl position?

[Anonymous]

An old sailor is in port in New Orleans and he visits a whorehouse. He tells the madam he has been in whorehouses around the world and he wants something different. She directs him to a room at the top of the stairs and promises that Hurricane Hattie will soon pay him a visit.

He goes to the room, removes his clothes, and gets in bed. Soon, a very attractive girl enters the room, removes her clothes, and starts strutting around huffing and puffing?

"What are you doing? he asks.

"Those are the warm tropical winds before the hurricane," she responds in a very matter-of-fact fashion.

Next, she gets in bed on all fours, above him, straddling his chest, and starts swinging her big boobs in his face.

"And what's this?" he asks with a bit of irritation in his voice.

"The warm winds blow the coconuts out of the trees before the hurricane," she explains.

Then, she straightens up her torso and, still straddling his chest, starts pissing on him.

"Got a good explanation for this?" he demands.

"That is the warm tropical rain that comes before the hurricane," she says.

The sailor gets out of bed and starts putting on his clothes.

"Hey, where you going?" Hurricane Hattie asks him.

"I'm leaving," he replies. "Who the hell can fuck in this weather?"

[Talon364]

Not at all. Would you find it hot if a guy pissed in your vagina during Doggystyle?

Then again, I wouldn't freak out either. Not on the outside. Inside I would be vomiting.
Because I wouldn't want to do anything to end sex for that day. Plus we are just so happy when a girl is riding our cock. We hear music. So we would just be like.. oh there's some poop... Hi poop... Ok where were we. Ah yes, she's bouncing on my dick. Yeeeaaaa!

[RebeccaBI2000]

That sounds very odd. I would not be stressed you you are a Troll. A guy was just asking similar questions. Yesterday.

[EmmaMary]

I can't think of anything more filthy and disgusting. smh

[SitBackRelax]

Amen to that x1000

[Tstrbrainer]

Don't insult her, it's the freedom of poop💩

[EmmaMary]

Thank you for the MHGirl.

[horatiohornblower]

She better be ill and couldn't help it. Otherwise, after I'm done vomiting. She'd get the bums rush out of my house. Whether she's clothed or not.

[SitBackRelax]

Disgusting! Any guy who thinks otherwise is mentally fucked up. Anal and scat has nothing to do with sex and love. It’s just a mental perversion.

[Asker]

It's literally just shit:/

[SitBackRelax]

Yes, human feces with all sorts of bacteria and other dangerous vectors contained within. In other words, it’s human byproduct. Not anything that should have anything to do with sexual activity. It certainly isn’t attractive or hot. If that’s attractive or hot then someone has a serious paraphilia and mental condition that needs some serious addressing

[DaveJord]

HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I would throw her across the room and kick her out of my house.

[Asker]

It's just shit :/

[DaveJord]

Sick puppy shit!

[Growleee]

Not my cupp'a shit - I mean tea..
But hey, that's not saying there's not people out there that would cherish that... shit... Ugh.

[ChrisMaster69]

I wonder where you came up with this question….

[ChrisMaster69]

@ Pink Anon Pooper, was it an accident or deliberate?

[Asker]

Deliberately

[ChrisMaster69]

I hope you kept an eye on your diet and hydration, can make the world of difference

[Asker]

It was a solid, soft turd ;)

[ChrisMaster69]

Good cable laying skills then. Did you give him a doggy bag to take it home?

[Asker]

what is that supposed to mean?

[ChrisMaster69]

Which bit?

[Asker]

The doggy bag part :/

[ChrisMaster69]

Some subs are sent home with the poop

[MCheetah]

F*CK NO! What do I look like, a German to you?

[DonkeyDan]

Hmm, let me think about that for a moment... would I find it hot if a girl took a dump on ny chest 🤔... yeah so erm NO!!!

[Kaneki05]

I would and do find many things hot but nope not this one that's for sure.

[jshm2]

WTF. Not only would it lead to your hospitalisation, but probably permanent injury.

These sorts of kinks are things you talk about WAAAAY before you get to actually doing them. Not so much to test the waters, but to ensure they will not lead to harm to yourself if the other party were to find out.

Not every kink is seen as "hot," kiddo. Watch yourself out there.

[Heartache0405]

Wtf? No! Who the fuck would think that’s attractive? Im beginning to think love is disgusting

[LiamSawyer]

That is disgustingly gross!

[Citizenkirk]

Hell no take her to the hospital and sign her into the emergency room.

[AviatorTom]

That's disgusting. If that happened, I would immediately throw her off me and head for the shower.

[imjustadude]

Laugh and go take a bath. It would be a show stopper.

[bean2k21]

Yeah that shit is so hot
One of my girlfriends even made a porn
About it, it's called "Constipation"
but it's not out yet.

[275153]

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

[CoolGuy7532]

No. That's messed up. Gross.

[Asker]

They say people who find things gross are usually the ones secretly into it :D

[FunkyMonkee]

No, it'd be fucking disgusting! We have toilets for that!

[exitseven]

Yuck-ola

[FilmGuy93]

That would be... interesting... sure as hell not a good or positive experience. It would be hilarious and I'd probably need therapy, but it would definitely be interesting.