Does your best friend have a smaller penis than you?

[Joker_]

If you're a girl, you can answer whether your best friend has a smaller vagina than you

[AviatorTom]

How am I supposed to know that? I've never seen my best friend erect. Sure, we've seen each other's penis when peeing next to each other in the men's room at the stadium, but the size and shape of a flaccid penis says nothing about what it looks like erect.

[Slim57]

Yes..

[dustybiker]

Before or after they bought those magic pills off the fun site?

[Joker_]

yes.

[dustybiker]

lol.

[Ninania]

My girlfriend's vagina is bigger than mine.

[Bethany22]

How would I know that

[RobT312]

No, they are the same! When my girlfriend saw both of them together she said “omg you guys are twins”

[Sonorous]

My best friend is a penis that's smaller than me.

[summiter]

No clue... I've seen it flaccid but never erect

[Lyndsielee666]

I’d assume so cause he’s a guy

[Lyndsielee666]

I was very high when I answered this and read it wrong apparently 😭😭

[Joker_]

I had assumed you were saying @Degenerate has a smaller penis than you

[Lyndsielee666]

Definitely bigger 🤫

[boggboss]

I wouldn't know

[jlee99]

Do guys actually look at other guys' dicks? like in the locker room or something?

[Joker_]

yeah

[SlothySlob]

Why would I know if my friend has a bigger or smaller penis? For what reason, other than consensual sex, would that information be relevant to a friendship?

[Ninania]

You could share a woman in a threesome or orgy. Doesn't have to be gay sex, unless of course you want that.

[SlothySlob]

@Ninania " you could share a woman"... I don't... that sounds so wrong. You don't want me to view women as mere objects right? Maybe the wording is inappropriate, but damn. Disregarding my personal feeling about n-somes or orgies, I suppose the whole interaction is devoid of romance and mainly focuses on fulfilling one's momentary sexual desires. In my mind those sexual gatherings are less about who you are but what you look like, do you resemble as the contemporary symbol of your sexes sex, does he look like what women sexually desire, or does she look like what men sexually desire. In those cases, I suppose you're right.

[Ninania]

It's not about looks, but sexual skills. In those situations we're all just "objects" for each other's pleasure. The men are just as much fucking machines for the woman as she's a cumdumpster for the men. We use each other consensually.

[SlothySlob]

@Ninania Yeah... that's one of the reasons you won't see me at any of those events. Different strokes for different folks.

[Ninania]

Of course, each to their own.

[FunkyMonkee]

My best friend doesn't have a dick.

[beebella]

What friend?

[Joker_]

your best friend

[beebella]

Who's that?

[Joker_]

me lol

[beebella]

Oh, that's so nice.

[Joker_]

pranked

[beebella]

Oh.. I'm so hurt. 🥺

[Joker_]

lol‎‎

[julialoves292]

Don't know,.

[AsaKyo]

I have a micro penis

[TroyDT2]

Yes. Hers is non-existent.

[BobbieBoy666]

His penis is bigger then my penis.

[joeldalton]

I don't look at other dude's dicks.

[kellytheman]

Well my bros really compared are penis sizes but I am maybe in the top 3 in size. I have black bro who is probably the biggest and me and my Hispanic friend is about the same. I also have another black friend probably have the smallest while the rest are average.

[BJP21]

I wouldn't know I have nothing to compare to.

[Degenerate]

Yeah lol its only 8 inches

[HippieVeganJewslim]

I’m pretty sure my Flower Girl has no penis. Next one, Leon, most likely has a bigger schlong than I, because He’s bigger and taller.

[Mangospacho]

I’ve never seen it. I could ask his wife though.

[Joker_]

has his wife seen your penis

[Mangospacho]

No but I’ve seen my own and my wife has seen my own so I guess I could just skip the middleman and ask my wife to ask his wife and then that way it’s settled.

[Joker_]

where is my wife