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Sexual Health MY MAIN 3 PET PEEVES IN PORN—
#1 Lol i get annoyed when the guy or girls head blocks the view.
For example, when its in the way of like the oral sex act. Like damn move to the side so i can see his diic go in/out your mouth... or move to the side so i can see you tongue fck her. I wanna feel you through her maaan 🤣 blame it on my mentalgasms ig haha. But since i dont care to touch myself, I have to feel the act through them in order to cum. Same goes for when they’re having sex. I need like PoV or something so i can see the diic go in/out of her. But at the same time i hate POV because i need to see both of them fully. Haha im so picky about porn
#2 I hate seeing dry psy porn.
Like how is it that he's sliding in/out of her but his diic looks dry af. Like does she have no kinda moisture down there. Goodness gracious i’ve never had to use lube but somebody give them some. I guess thats why i prefer oil massage porn where it looks slippery.
#3 The search is never what I ask for. Its so hard finding the specific topic you search. I can say man/woman porn and these hoes will still manage to pullup every other kind. Makes the search mad hard. If i didn't think it would embarass my future kids, i’d def be a porn director or run the porn site or something to help these hoes out
#FeelFreeToList #PetPeeves
For those who watch porn, what are the pet peeves that make you wish you directed the video yourself?
DizzyDesii Editor
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Daaaaaamn y'all snapping 😂 i tried to keep my list short but y'all went full on out essay. Next time ima do the same and write out all of my thoughts (knowing y'all azz won't read it) 🤣
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What Girls & Guys Said
21 70What is mood killer while watching porn is to see a girl whose masturbating have a ring on her finger like saying she is married, this is a complete turn off for me and also I believe when one walks in the room and has a big ass conversation before getting down to business or whatever their going to do, It's like if you going to blow him please get down to doing it don't waste the video with a big ass conversation LMAO
Lmao i gate the ring cause i imagine its scraping her down there haha. I hate long nails too
@dizzydesii Yeah agree 👍
I hate condoms, such a turn off
I wanna see your dick go in to her pussy or mouth. Like show me that shit. And like you, how is she not wet. How is that pussy not staying wet.
Or if there's oral, how is it so dry. He should be slurping up them juices.
And I need dirty talk. Grunts moans are good. But if you are quiet and I've seen some like that its just ugh. Go away
Thank you 100% facts
Lmao yes I don't know how the oral be lookin dry af lmao! Someone said its makeup down there to make it look all pink. Also, i haaaate confoms in the video
I hate when there are bad angles, fake orgasms, boring and long a** storylines, and guys that can't f***. P**n websites suck nowadays. 😒 I rarely watch it anymore.
Omg i haaaaate when he can't thrust worth a shit. The dude in 50 Shades was stiff af and could thrust worth a dime
Ikr and what do you think about the sex scene in 365 days?
haven't seen it lol. Link me?
I'll try to find the best one on YT but do you have Netflix?
Oh nahh just DirectTv
Yt sucks but this is the best I can find at the time.
https://youtu.be/SUxiT-r5cus
Daaaamn he look like he may know a little sumn. I’ll watch it tonight in a porn link to see what happens and let u know haha
That's how I want s*x to be like lol
Yassss he was gettin it
When I'm about to shoot a good load out my cock, and buffering freezes my shit🤬
Lmao i hate that
I hate looking at the dudes ass not a good look
Lmao i like to watch him thrust tho
Not fan of that but like him thrusting from other angles
I prefer to see both people rather than 100% POV. I also prefer some kind of story rather than two strangers going at it on a couch or bed. Poor sound quality can ruin it especially if there is a story. Natural looking actors are my favorite. My personal preference is finishing in the mouth and swallowing. If that's included it's a bonus for me. Where the girl has her mouth wide open with her tongue out to receive the load and the guy misses it's a disappointment.
Omg yes! I need more full body shots but occasional zooming of pov. I love storylines if decent acting. Yea i hate the fake tits or extra long dicks. I won't watch. I also dont care to see him cum anywhere outside of her pussy.
I like the way you think.
Haha :)
Usually when I'm searching for porn It's so specific that there's no chance I'm not going to get other stuff. So that doesn't bother me. If I have a big pet pieve and I'm not sure I really do, it's fake pleasure or pain noises that obvious just making a sound to make a sound noise. Drives me crazy, would rather them be silent.
Yea if the girl sounds like she's whimpering in pain, i can't watch. Im not into hentai or full on Asian porn because they often sound babyish or like theyre crying
Yah drives me nuts
Seeing the guys buttcheeks and -hole is usually not the greatest sensation. Like, why would you film that? Are all the cameramen and directors closet homos?
Other than that I am pretty picky about the women in the clips. From looks to sounds they make.
😂😂😂 i understand. I hate when i wanna see the penetration pov and the can focuses on the womans fake facial expressions or the guys butt haha
Yeah. I mean it's obviously fake, but some are definitely better actors than others. Plus some of these chicks are so off the beat that they legit enjoy it. Crazy is usually good in bed. Just not relationship material.
I hate it when they look unrealistically soaked in sweat/water, it just looks weird.. if they’re oiled up then it looks pretty hot though.
I love it tho. Better than dry pussy 😂
Not the pussy just the bodies lol wet pussy is the best lmao
The first new line of silent porn...
Using sign language to replace all that
God awful, irritating, overly exaggerated
moaning and screaming.
Oh nahh
The bad dialogue and bad acting to create a really shallow plot that isn't really why anyone is watching porn in the first place.
Also, the way the women always wear heels during sex makes no sense and makes things seem more artificial. I've never been with a woman who wore shoes during sex.
I think the heels are hot but after foreplay, remove em
I'd definitely agree with your complaint. Mine is that women's isa that women's orgasms are not realisticx
Lol what u think about the squirts
In my opinion there isn't enough nautural porn. I prefer to see voyeur/ amature/ homemade porn, but even so amature and homemade stuff is usually catering for the camera too much. I like to see sex in its natural state if you get what i mean 😂 i dont care about seeing dick in pussy im more turned on by the passion behind it 😂 in the least weird sounding way possible 😂 suppose its like people prefering to read porn than watch it but i really get that too! My favourite thing about porn tho is extreme natural orgasms love seeing women in pleasure 😂 and love pleasuring them! Id rather they came than me in sex. Id happily just finger and lick her out and leave it at that 😍
I hate amatuer cause its often bad lighting. I also prefer the audio cause i love to hear the guy and girls moans as long as it sounds legit. Just watching oral isn't anywhere near enough for me. I haaaave to see the penetration the majority of the time
I prefer the bad lighting cos it seems more realistic 😂
Haha nahh
Yaaaah 😂😂 i hate all the fakeness and direction of porn i prefer just normal people havig normal sex! 😂
I hate the whiny nasally voices of the girls pretending they're going to cum.
I love watching and listening to women cum but their voices... ugh!
Yes i can't stand the baby sounds and whimpering
That's why I prefer amateur porn. Especially hotwife gangbangs with lots of cream pies.
Yea i hate the bad quality of amatuer as well as gangbangs. I prefer one on one
You mean to participate in or watch...🤨
To watch lmao.. and participate ig
I don't know because I often watch one a video once then leave it UT there is once for all the camers and masturbaters out there... I hate the ding you get when someone gives you money on webcam websites. When I see a girl masturbating with a pink thin vibrator, I know its a recording of someone on cam and there WILL be dings... Ill let you know if I find any more pet peevss that I find.
Never knew that about the pink dildos lmao
*vibrator
the pink thing in this girls Donut is the thing I'm talking about...
This is what I'm talking about.
Ugh. I can't send you the video...
I know the diff lol
Well, I meant for you to see what it looks like too and see what I mean about the ding...
I like amateur porn the best. Private society has some decent videos and the women generally seem to enjoy it. I like pov porn because I like seeing the penetration.
Asian porn is annoying all Asian women sound the same that annoying high pitched baby squeal.
Hate seeing fake ass barbie doll bimbos in born.
Interracial porn is annoying it only show black guys and white girls. I mean come on show more wm/bw, wm/hw, am/hw, get some variety.
I don't mind a good facial but would rather see the woman swallow or take a creampie.
Which brings me to my next point fake creampies. Fake cumshots where the guy seems to cum for a straight.
Also don't care for when they are fucking and everything looks dry. Then the woman has an "orgasm" but it still looks dry as fuck.
Also not a fan of any pussy close ups where the woman has an ugly pussy
So glad someone else said the Asian ladies be sounding like a baby. Its cringey and creepy. Hope its not like that irl. Amatuer is often bad quality that i hate. Yea im not crazy about interracial porn since i dont like to see my people selling themselves. I hate facials but yea i wanna see him cum inside. Whats a fake creampie? I still dont get it lol. Haaaate when it looks dry. Like sandpaper 🤣. And yea i do prefer she be pink down there if they show a closeup but i also prefer his dick be the same as the rest of his skintone and not darker
Some creampie scenes they will inject a cum substitute. You can usually tell the difference it's generally thicker and stickier
Some amateur porn does have really bad lighting
Omg thats what that wa slast night! I was like what is that white stuff! I knew it wasn't cum
You can generally tell a difference. If you don't see a guys cock twitch while he's still inside her then his orgasm is probably fake and the video is edited together
Lmao you're so right! I used to love watching my exes dick twitch hahaha. That little vein looked like a waterhose pumping witth water
Lol that's cool
The worst part about porn is how contrived it often is and how the moans and groans seem totally faked.
Yea the guys moans often sound more real to me tho
I don’t watch porn anymore but they angles and how far zoomed out they are
Yea the closeups are better
When they act like they're gaming but the controller isn't on
When they say it's a reality compilation but it's the same room over and over.
TBD
Hahaha
I hate when they are showing a nice angle of some pussy getting pounded then they switch the the guys face. Like... stop that shit... I don’t want to see some dudes face...
😂😂😂😂 i seen a vid like that recently
So bad. Lol. Especially if you are ready to finish...