Guys, how do you hide your boner when you get one at work?

Cmon, it happens to all. Yet if you're a slippery or your job requires a boner then there's no hiding it. Would you really hide it?

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I am constantly on the go and on my feet. If I had a desk, that would be great. Really it doesn't happen often at work for me. Just a question.
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  • Think of a granny, you won't even realize it going down, it will be down when your though changes back to your boner,, your realize it's gone like oh shit lmao

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    • Lol. Good one

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Do the awkward boner stance... or cover up with hands all casual like.
    Do the awkward boner stance... or cover up with hands all casual like.

Most Helpful Girls

  • I would’ve loved to been there that’s no different than me wearing a butt plug

    I might have to go over there and rub it and say go to bathroom

  • I see guys with boners where I work, I sit on their lap and make it get really hard 💃

    • That's a really good thing. Best place to have a boner. There I wouldn't hide it. I'd try to show I have one without getting kicked out. Lol

    • @pointtaken then we go to the private VIP ROOM and I suck it dry

    • I'm planning a vacation! I hope soon.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • It does happen to all guys. I just try to adjust it and hope it goes away soon!

  • Just another reason, penis are weird

    • 🤣🤣 thanks

    • Ya need to yell at it, so it learns to be good.

    • Maybe slap it and yell "no! No! Bad penis."

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  • I work in an office so I can just sit down until it goes down.

  • Of course. It happens we hide it.

  • Are you 12?

    • Lol, it does happen once in a blue moon. Not regularly, usually I take myself away from people and let it die down

    • @jjj101010 sure once in a blue moon but this guy is acting like its a regular occurrence to the point he needs to be strategic about it? Like what?

    • Lol. Nope. Just a random question cause it does happen.

  • sit behind my desk.

  • I don't hide it

  • Not at work, but other places I have to adjust my pants or jeans

  • not sure tbh

  • Continue sitting at my desk, go to the restroom or hang in an incognito place until it goes down.

  • Pull it up and tuck it under my belt until I can go punish it for acting up.

  • show it off

  • I always hide on job

  • Tuck it onto your waist band like everyone else.

  • I just go to the restroom and rub one out.

    • Last stall, right?

  • I have baggy pants at work