Guys: if a female friend asked “How big is your penis?” how would you respond?

I’d ask “why?”
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I’d tell her I’d rather not answer
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I’d tell her the truth
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I’d tell her something close to the truth
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I’d tell her a lie
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Other (please comment if you can)
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  • I'd wonder why she was asking that question. If she knew me, she'd know I wouldn't say. That's private info.

  • had this happen to me one time

    i asked her if she wanted to see it.
    But to keep it between us. And she agreed.

    i took her to her room, pulled my pants down. And showed it to her, . I got hard.

    i Let her touch it, play with it etc... then the next thing lead to another she was on her knees.
    and I grabbed her hair and she blew me.

    and this was my friend. That I've known since we were little kids.

  • It's happened before and I told the truth. It doesn't really bother me if a girl asks this, but it does surprise me.

  • ‘Bigger than yours’

    • I know what her reply would be, "let's hope so" lol

    • Ha ha, true. And that works for both people :)

  • I'd say that it's big enough.

  • would give off a confused "Wait... what?" (or) "Uhh, what?", cause it'd depend on what she meant about that specifically.

    'course, I would've guessed at least something remotely sexual. BUT, also something else.

  • I'd tell her she can measure it if she really wants to know.

  • It is just that size that you imagine in your mind

  • I usually tell them a little less that it actually is, just in case. Lol plus sometimes if I drink its less than it is normally anyway.

  • I'd say "why do you want to know and what makes you think that's appropriate? I wouldn't go around asking how big you're boobs are."

  • roughly average.

    if we're both single. I'd ask if she wanted to find out the true. then lets go fool around a bit.

  • I'd ask her how big her vagina was.

  • "Pervert..."

  • I'd say "I'm not hung like a horse, but will a small donkey do?"

  • I'd just say its big enough that it can get the job done.

  • I'd ask her how come, has it been on her mind lately.

  • I'd tell her the truth , she would have to see for herself

  • I'd assume that she's joking - so I'll joke back.

  • Stick it out and show her. Once my wife said“Go ahead and show her. She don't believe me.”

  • I would probably ask "why, did you see the video?" Or "who talked?" As I haven't been very active in the BDSM scene for years I would assume they heard from someone in my past. (I've done porn, pro Dom work, and some stuff on stage)

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