Guys, what things give you an "instant boner"?

Question

Like besides a naked girl or porn. Things in real life, maybe while you're out and about. Or just in passing.

MrOracle · Accepted Answer

When a girl is walking down the street and her boobs are bouncing and jiggling hypnotically. The blood supply is instantly diverted from my brain to points south...

astrOnaut01 · Accepted Answer

A full English breakfast

startbyservingothers · Answer

Not much. I've never been "Fast on the draw" so to speak.

Twin2814 · Answer

for me it has to be girls with smaller tits that wear tight shirts.

apclmls · Answer

If a woman brushes or grabs my arm or leg. Or if I am play wrestling with a human or animal. Also if I give a woman a massage. And the obvious if a woman is very sexually attractive.

jasonstav · Answer

A girl that's smart, or who you make smile and she can't help it but to smile

RedThread · Answer

I have enough self-control that I don't get "instant boners." Outside of being intimate with someone, I really can't think of any situation.

xKirito · Answer

My crush everything to do with her!

Inkked · Answer

Dirty talk, yoga pants... lol.

dolemite68 · Answer

seeing a really big ass in yoga pants or tight jeans

TimmyBoy · Answer

waking up with a morning wood is the only thing I guess.
my dick is resistant to little sexy things in public, like busty girls walking by or girls with nice skirts. now if my dick region was 'accidentally' touched tho...

Zinkr7 · Answer

Indian girls.

Guy_No1 · Answer

being told how much they want you to taste them and have your tongue exploring them

ExperimentalMale · Answer

Sometimes I just get random ones which aren't related to what I'm looking at but last week I got one when I saw this cute girls feet whilst I was walking. It wasn't noticeable at all though.

TonyRyanAgain · Answer

Pizza. Hnnnnnnggg.

nudeNhorny · Answer

girls wearing sleeveless tops or tank tops or showing cleavages or pokies

realworld2017 · Answer

look, smile and peak if she is really pretty

Glen68 · Answer

when women wear tight jeans or leggings while in public

MrHungDaddy · Answer

No, it hasn't happened suddenly to me like that since I was a teenager and going through puberty. I guess if a beautiful woman is flirting with me I'll feel some blood flow down there, but not like a full chub or anything.