Have you ever had a girl laugh or joke around about the size of your dick?

[EstevanMadrid898]

[KeithLane]

Yes this has happened to me a lot. In high school my friends would joke about my size all the time. Once they told the girls they would joke but not to my face, occasionally I could here them or I would see them pointing and laughing. After high school in the Army we had communal showers, those guys were ruthless me being the smallest in the outfit. Through life women would make comments on how small it is. At the public pool locker room / shower I can hear the younger guys on the other side if the lockers joking and laugging about my size. My wife jokes all the time. Not for the first few years but now it is an every day thing. Of course her sisters found out, she has 4 of them and they like to tease me. So it is a good thing I came to terms with it and now find enjoyment when someone new finds out.

[EstevanMadrid898]

Damn that sounds horrible, how small is it? if you don't mind me asking

[KeithLane]

Hard it is almost 4 inches but soft it is less than an inch.

[Oddquestiona96]

Never in a bad way. My ex was very obsessed with my size. She thought I was huge. She measured me and took pics. We git some good laughs cause she would compare me to something at really random times. Ut could be a a rib from baby back ribs or anything and she would look at it and be like yup ur dick bigger. Grab random stuff and compare what felt bigger in her hand. It was just so random.

Just a side not for guys wishing they had bigger dicks. She was mentally turned on by it but in reality couldn't take it very well. She eventually cheated on me because once the novelty wore off she said sex turned from being very exciting to wondering if it hurt her today or not

[summiter]

No I have only been complimented fortunately

[BeMuse]

In real life if they know they know... I've had plenty of girls in real life gossip about me having a big dick. The only place girls have tried to say I have a small dick is on this site and they don't know jack shit. I'd be surprised if they were even girls on this site to be honest.

[Bricealan]

Yes, she laughed and said she could not walk right for three days after we fucked. LOLOL🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Gibbons44]

No, it's very good looking and on the large end of the spectrum.

[poneglyphs]

Like a few girls but we never had sex and it was painful at first.

[EstevanMadrid898]

Why wouldn't you guys fuck?

[poneglyphs]

Well, because I was ashamed and mad. Also, one time in highschool I got pants and most of the girls saw my soft dick and all laughed at it 🥺🥺🥺

[EstevanMadrid898]

Damn lol that sucks

[poneglyphs]

Yeah, that's one of the reasons why I didn't date in highschool 😕😕🧐

[EstevanMadrid898]

Am sorry that just sounds cruel

[poneglyphs]

Yup, it was and shot my confidence down.

[Lbecker8751]

Not really. I have an average dick so it's not small enough to laugh at and but big enough to tell friends about lol

[EstevanMadrid898]

What would you consider average?

[LiamJHayden]

Not to my knowledge.

[nudeNhorny]

yes, it happened before

[EstevanMadrid898]

How did it happen

[nudeNhorny]

During hook up, just saw what I have and giggled, when I asked what's wrong, she answered she just expected more, ended up giving me blowjob only.

[EstevanMadrid898]

At least she didn't walk out

[Charliefretz329]

Until she saw it yes

[Anonymous]

I have a micropenis, so yes, I have been laughed at and joked about.

[EstevanMadrid898]

How small?

[Opinion Owner]

@estevanmadrid898 1.5 inches flaccid and 3 inches erect.

[EstevanMadrid898]

The 1.5 inches is crazy to me

[Opinion Owner]

@estevanmadrid898 Yeah, the average soft penis is 3.6 inches. That's longer than even my erect penis. by the way, an airpod is 1.5 inches long.

[Opinion Owner]

@estevanmadrid898 If you think 1.5 inches is crazy. When I'm hard I'm the same length as a cigarette.