Have you ever had or thought about what it'd be like to have sex with a ghost?

[LovingJo]

There are many people who claim that they have had this happen/done this.

It's a very complicated, yet interesting subject to me.
For one, I think it could be very sexy.. Imagine how it might feel.. You wouldn't necessarily have the weight of the person on you, but be able to "feel" them?
They would be able to pleasure you in ways that you never thought possible?

I have thought about this scenario quite a few times 😂 but I don't know why. 🙄
I'd be very interested to see how many others have, if any, and what your thoughts are on the subject, regardless. 😍

[TheorionMage]

MUCH hinges upon how YOU define 'ghost'.
Human history is resplendent with testimonies of psychokinetic erotic interactions under several guises!
Autumn of 1974 while at the peak of my photographic career, I was emotionally depressed to such degree I was considering 'checking out'. And so I devoutely prayed.
Experiencing an initial depressing series of personal relationships, I expressed to the Deity that UNLESS there existed some greater purpose to my continuance, I was considering a painless exit to this particular lifetime in a fortnight.

Three day's later, in the wee hours of the morning for two mornings in succession I experienced a carnal visitation by what Muslims angelically term a 'Houri'. Six weeks later, Alan O'Day hit the radio waves with "Undercover Angel". The theme nearly exactly
parodied my circumstances. "Go find the right one, love her and then, when you look into her eyes, you'll see ME again"

1,500 miles and seven years to the day... I met that 18 yr old girl. She was 'earmarked' to be human-trafficked. This began a five year intervention and I was now careered in law enforcement. Think of Cubrick's movie "Eyes Wide Shut"

[OfMiceandMen]

Not really, bc a ghost is an apparition and you can supposedly pass your hand right threw them, so I doubt you would be able to feel anything, as there is nothing solid about them?

Plus, anything I've ever seen on ghosts suggests they leave a cold lifeless feeling in the room, similar to that of their dead body in the ground.

So having cold dead-feeling sex, no matter how much the ghost moans, isn't likely to get my juices flowing.

And finally, what scares me the most, is she can change into any form she chooses, so if you're not performing to her liking, she could end up transforming into the nun on the conjuring 2.

Like a turtle... it is time to tuck that shit back in and run!

[PBandJ_Nerd]

It could be interesting. A ghost that still has their sex drive with them, wonder what ghost hands would feel like.

[DizzyDesii]

After dealing with sleep paralysis twice in 2018, just know its not fun

[DizzyDesii]

Felt very rapey to be pinned down and see your thighs being spread apart. I didn't feel penetration because I prayed so hard until i was finally released

[LovingJo]

I've suffered with sleep paralysis before A LOT, to the point where I wanted to kill myself.

[DizzyDesii]

Im not sure how its brought on for most but mine happened after letting someone sleepover. Legit made me wonder if something evil was attached to them. The second time was 6 months after they had sleptover

[LovingJo]

Stress is a major cause. I had it for months.

[Sjoerd85]

Ghosts to not exist, and even if they did; they would be immaterial and therefore you can't have sex with them.

[OlderAndWiser]

I don't believe in ghosts, so the hole idea of sex wth a ghost is just pretending about stuff that isn't real.

[Flower7]

Never thought about it…

But I wouldn’t want to though.

[LovingJo]

How come?

[Flower7]

I’m scared of ghosts!

[MrCommodore]

No, but upon reading your question I assume a bit like farting.

[ushagomez]

I guess it would be a great cover story for the so-called, virgin birth…

[Anemone978]

Lmao no never thought of this 😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Sex with a ghost is probably like having sex with your imaginary friends. On the other hand now I know why some ghosts moan.

[SnowedIn]

Well now I did since you asked the question! lmao But... here's the thing: so much of sex has to do with skin on skin. How to get past that?

[LovingJo]

OK.. Unless I'm reading this wrong.. Can you explain this another way, please. I get the skin on skin bit.

[SnowedIn]

I like the paragraph you wrote about pleasuring in different ways. But my? concern? I think that's too strong a word is that the ghost wouldn't have any "feel" to them -- like, if they can go through walls and all that, how is it they can touch me or, for that matter, me them? They're literally a spirit and so I'm overthinking the logistics of touching them and being touched or the lack thereof. I LOVE this question by the way.

[LovingJo]

OK.. Soooo poltergeist? 🤔😊

[SnowedIn]

I'm now going to go hide in my closet... ;)

[LovingJo]

Lol, why?

[SnowedIn]

Poltergeist the movie creeped me out. :) This went from visions of sex with the female Casper the Ghost to Poltergeist and now I'm scared...

[LovingJo]

Noooo... Although, tbh I've never watched it. But poltergeists can move, manipulatie and touch, so that's why I mentioned it 😁😘

[SnowedIn]

Ohhhhhhhhhh! Okay... I'll reverse course off of that specific Poltergeist (capital 'P') and focus on the lower case 'p' ones. Fascinating idea, really. I know like negative amounts about ghosts and spirits but it seems really cool.

[LovingJo]

😉😁

[MuskratLove]

This part made me laugh. I hope you said it intentionally. "How to get past that?" It ain't hard to get past a ghost.

[SnowedIn]

@MuskratLove... very intentionally.

[MuskratLove]

I read you like a book. I bet when Mrs. Snow calls you a jack ass, she means it in the best sense of the word.

[SnowedIn]

She does. Have you ever watched The West Wing?

[MuskratLove]

Yes I did. I like Charlie better than his dad, but that's neither here nor there.

[SnowedIn]

@MuskratLove... that's where Mrs. Snow borrowed "jackass" from. Very lovingly, but it fits.

[MuskratLove]

That was a good show. I'm not sure if it's around anymore or not. I really only watch the news, and not even much of that. I prefer radio and podcasts, because I can multi-task at the same time. I asked a guy if being a steward was a good thing. He said it was, but he doesn't make the rules, the woke make the rules. Now the navy calls these same people "attendents." Because they said so.

[SnowedIn]

@MuskratLove ... it's not irony but it is funny that being "stewards of the planet" was once a noble calling and yet those who would be all for saving the planet are often the same as those who want to change words.

[MuskratLove]

The radio guy said it's about control, and making us conform. It's working. If they tell you that a bicycle in now a chicken, you better fall in line and call it a chicken. If you don't, they will call you a chicken racist and cancel you. I took a class, and the topic of mental conditioning came up. I don't know if Mrs. Snow will let you or not, but go to Africa and catch an elephant and bring it home. You'll have to shackle its legs with heavy chains, and it will try for a couple of years to break the chains. But once you beat him/her down, and break their will, a rope is the same as heavy chains. That's what they are doing to us. What the flying fuck is this pronoun shit? Imagine My brother loves to watch Westerns. Festus: Chester, this is Matt, he's the sheriff. Matt: Did you just call me "he"? Festus: What? Matt: I prefer "they." Festus: Sorry, Matt, I forgot. Chester this is the sheriff and they is a great sheriff.

[SnowedIn]

@MuskratLove... you used the word sheriff. That was literally triggering. You're cancelled.

[MuskratLove]

Did you know that in San Fran, they want to ban the words "chief" and "master"? No more chief of police. That's racist. No more master of ceremonies. That's racist. More examples of how they are beating us elephants into submission, and most people are fine with that.

[SnowedIn]

@MuskratLove ... that's interesting. In the Navy I was a Chief Petty Officer. Two ranks above that I would have been a Master Chief Petty Officer. Wonder how that would have gone over...

[exitseven]

@snowedin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsxhmXEmRZY

[SnowedIn]

@exitseven... now I can't get slime out of my head...

[SnowedIn]

@exitseven... thank you, though! Appreciate the laugh.

[exitseven]

@snowedin 😊😊😊😊😊

[coachTanthony]

Put a little lipstick and a dress on Casper and I am in ha ha ha

[LovingJo]

AGAIN - I SERIOUSLY worry about the men on here 😂

[coachTanthony]

Don't forget the nail polish. Red please.

[LovingJo]

💅😍

[Guardian45]

Ummm. Wasn't Casper male?

[coachTanthony]

@Guardian45 I didn't see no penis on that ghost.

[Guardian45]

"Casper was a twelve-year-old boy living in Whipstaff Manor with his inventor father J. T. McFadden until he died from pneumonia after playing out in the cold until it was past nightfall."

[coachTanthony]

@Guardian45 Oh no a Thailand lady boy yikes ha

[Guardian45]

HAHAHA!😂

[LovingJo]

Jesus, you two 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[MuskratLove]

Only once, but he cheated on me, so I ghosted him.

[Agape93]

Conceptually thought about it but not actually considered it. I like to actually feel it

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yes, I've thought about it

[LovingJo]

That it?

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@lovingjo Yes, I always thought about this.

[LovingJo]

What do you think about?

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@lovingjo I think this is common to have our thoughts on a ghost having sex with us.

[LovingJo]

Cool

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@lovingjo Yes Cool

[dreamstar72]

It’s fun for the ghost (me) and my wife to have sex. Since I’m like a ghost, complicated story but true.

[exitseven]

Who you gonna call?

[megabamse]

Never, and when reading this question, i still dont

[Mansearching]

Like an incubus or sucubi?

[LovingJo]

If you want 😂

[Mansearching]

I wouldn't have the ability to stop them unless i call the Ghostbusters

[LovingJo]

So.. Not then? 😂

[Mansearching]

Couldn't stop them

[loveslongnails]

I haven't thought about that. If I'm imagining having sex with someone, it's usually about someone living that I think is really beautiful and would be a great lover. That's a long list. LOL

[Sparkie460]

I'd give it a try. Is it cheating if she's not alive like a real person

[collie22]

A flicking fantasy I'm guessing better than my celebrity posters on my wall 😉

[Noodle_fan]

not quite same , but years ago i hooked up with girl who wear scary costume on Halloween

that was fun