Hell yeah I made me a sex toy outta Lego before, girl! I was just chillin' at Walmart, you know, shoppin' for some chicken livers, when I saw all them Lego bricks. I thought to myself, "Damn, these could make a girl holla!" So I grabbed me a bunch and went back to da bathroom.
Now, let me tell you, I didn't know what the hell I was doing, but I just started puttin' those Lego bricks together, and before I knew it, I had me somethin look like a big ol' shlong. I mean dat thing was like 36 inches. Shit was lookin' wild, girl.
So I went to the frozen food aisle, you know, where I usually give them fellatio fo some dem frozen pizzas, and I gave it a try. Holy shit, girl, it was weird as hell, and the smell of my ass was all over dat Walmart, but I ain't even care.
I just says, "Oh my god, y'all! This damn Lego sex toy is making me cum so hard, I ain't never seen nothin' like it before! I'm about to make coom all over this place! Y'all better put on your safety goggles 'cause this is one hell of a squirt show!
Then I yelled "I'm cummin', I'm cummin' so hard on des Lego sex toy in the frozen food aisle! Y'all better appreciate this up in this WalMart." Then it was so embarrasin. That voice on the intercom say "We got a spill on the frozen food aisle." I thought 'Oh shiznit I better get up outta hear before they puts me to work cleanin up this place.' Man I love dem Legos.
People are making beautiful things and here I am only on flowers. 😆
No, I never had that idea when I was playing with Legos during my childhood, and later I never with Legos again. Mind that I like the funny idea of making a sex toy out of Lego, but I'm not sure, challenge and creativity set aside, the result to be practical ;0)
I constructed a beautiful stripper pole as a gift from my wife many Christmases ago🤣
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!I don't think I'd want to try that flashlight... ouch!
A fleshlight sounds like it would hurt if it was made out of legos
Lol, I have yet to do that.
I made the flesh light it, feels so good.
Sorry, LEGOs just aren't the right size.
My butt hurts just looking at this
Sounds painful 😂
Never thought about it
😂😂😂
No, I can't say I have
That sounds painful
That is enough internet for today
Why would anyone do that when you can buy special made toys to please. Plus Lego would hurt
I made a lego fleshlight, but it was TOO edgy!
Might be a bit rough
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