Have you ever masturbated in a tanning machine?

[Paige90]

Lately, several people told me they usually masturbate when they are laying in a tanning machine. Have you done this?

[Stazz76]

I've never been in a tanning machine.

I can understand wanting to though especially if you're deficient in vitamin D and the light therapy gives your biology a boost. Can make you feel really good.

But let's be real - girls can get away with sneaky orgasms so much more easily than guys. I've seen it on planes several times. I've seen it on the beach too.
Guys would make a terrible mess with no easy way to clean up!

[DrillBeats]

Wow I would love to spot this on a flight

[CameronStark]

No, I don't really think I would want my penis to get more tan. And of course if I was masturbating, my penis would be fully erect, so it would get even more tan - more light per square inch. I don't really want my penis to get darkly colored. I like the head, especially, to be the rosy pink color that it is.

[dray995]

You don’t go in naked. You wear underwear.

[wingattebaby16]

a few times... just I get Noisy and have had the attendant knock on the door and ask i was okay...

[katieB12]

That happened to me too

[MrReliable12]

@katieB12 do you think they knew what you were doing?

[ImSparkly]

Guilty. Something about being out in the fake sun, heat, feeling relaxed. Nearly every time.

[Gagname]

Really, oh wow... Are you/do most people go naked in a machine?

[Paige90]

@Gagname I thought everyone was naked in the machine! Why would anyone wear clothes or a bathing suit?

[Gagname]

@paige90 I’ve never gone to a tanning machine place. I was thinking that pasties and thongs would be used to cover nipples and logger erogenous zones because they’re so sensitive (just like eyes).

[Gagname]

*other erogenous zones

[ImSparkly]

Pasties are for the beach, or pool parties when needed. The few times I fake burn each spring are in the full.

[intenzething]

Nice..

[AskJonNsa69]

But do you even have enough time to actually cum? And why if you squirted or made a mess would that be odd when they wipe it down after you?

[ImSparkly]

@AskJonNsa69 I'd usually climax, but not always. Still feels good. The places I used had self sanitizer stations for when you were done on the bed. Grab a towel, spray spray spray, wipe wipe wipe, toss the towel in the basket and nones the wiser.

[AskJonNsa69]

That’s kinda Hot.

[tiffany_g]

I've never tanned in a machine, but I do all the time when I'm tanning in my back yard. I get bored just laying there so I've gotta find something to do.

[mo1789]

Are you single

[tiffany_g]

@mo1789 Got a girlfriend but we've been thinking of getting a boyfriend to share. Before you get excited, I'm about to hit 40, she's well into her 40s, I'm over 300 lbs. and she's close to it.

[Michael2u]

Masturbating outside is so much better. Natural air an sun hitting ur body feels so much better

[Emii_Urashima]

No, but only because I have never been in a tanning machine. 😁
Japanese people don't tan very well. 😔

[ItsAimee]

What girl doesn't! I flick my bean everytime I go on a tanning bed.

[Medicalbug]

That sounds exciting but with my skin I would go up in flames like those Final Destination girls if I went into one.

[Xseed]

Probably easier for girls to. Guys leave a mess

[SarahRoberts95]

I do but it’s hard to be quiet!

[Kenzie971]

@sarahroberts95 yeah I am very noisy when masturbating as well.

[MrReliable12]

@Kenzie971 are you serious?

[Red_Arrow]

I have seen videos online that were taken by secret cameras at tanning booths. You may be a star if you do.

[Sonorous]

Wot in tan-nation

[ohshee]

No I haven but is sounds pretty hot

[KenzieDutcher63]

No my friend Gracie has she said it’s awesome

[Michael2u]

So does it make ur pussy more hot to do it In a tanning bed

[volleyball_bigirl]

Wow I guess people do this a lot, I was always worried of weird tan lines 😂 even though I know that wouldn’t really be an issue.

[Paige90]

I think it's more than not. It's very comfortable to do it inside the machine.

[rachel776]

haha i never thought about that

[Jef86]

now you now, next time, lol

[miniskirtcaley81]

EVERY DAMN TIME!!

[Ericalovescats]

Yup I've done it before it felt good

[Comrade_Sandwich]

Lol I love your questions😁💦

[Paul_in_Indy]

I suspect this is a little bit harder for guys?
…but if I am laying on my back with nothing to do for a little while, I would probably default to masturbating.

[Whatever2929292]

That is plain retarded right there

[wittymilf]

No... but I did in a flotation pod 🤫

[Gagname]

What’s a flotation pod?

[wittymilf]

@Gagname a dark pod filled with water with a high salt level that makes you float, water is body temperature so you can feel it and it feels like your just floating

[Gagname]

Oh wow, these are things you can/do own, or experienced/went into at a resort or something?

[wittymilf]

@Gagname at a health spa

[Gagname]

Ok thanks

[RxMc2401]

Sensory deprivation tank

[JenniCollins97]

wow, that sounds interesting

[BennyClark]

Is it like masturbation in space I bet?

[Paige90]

Did it feel the same in a flotation pod? I would try that!

[wittymilf]

Yeah.. it was really just an average orgasm 🤷‍♀️

[Texasgal95]

No because I don’t use a tanning bed I get tanned naturally assigned

[SCRUMPSHUDILLIOCIOUS]

Hmm, thanks for the warning advance.