Okay, when I was in college I was super horny one day and I put some lotion inside a plastic sandwich baggy and put the baggy between the mattress and box springs of my bed so the open part was accessible. I put my penis in their and thrust back and forth to orgasm. Clean up was easy because all my semen went inside the baggy. Don't judge me because I needed to release. Lol
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Really, really. And while I have entertained the thought of dressing it up in a tiny coat and top hat, for a dapper dick pic to an ex girlfriend, I never have. ... Also "tiny" was probably a poor choice of words, but fuck it, I'm gonna leave it.
0 0 0 0Ah, I understood what you meant! Tiny in comparison to what a full sized human would wear. Makes sense!!
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(13)I can't say that I've ever done anything lie that, no.
All you have to do is read online, though, and you'll find plenty of stories of guys getting it stuck in things they shouldn't. Most of us have more sense than that, lol.0 0 0 0lol... an episode of Friends just popped into my head.
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lol, no
0 1 0 0Really? Someone else that used it as towel hanger. Nothing like that? Lol
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chocolate syrup whipping cream honey
0 0 0 0no i feel like thats very unsanitary lol
0 1 0 0I once had sex with a warm apple pie, my father walked in during it, safe to say we didn't get to have any desert that evening
0 0 0 0LOL nice try but I’ve seen that movie 😂
If you have enis then you also not doing experiments on penis coz. Penis is the most sensitive area for males and very delicate organ though. So you can use penis just for you wired experiments 😄 you have different organ for penetration and urinating but we boys have one one organ for both purpose.. For cumming and urinating
0 0 0 0We should not tell you what we do in private, it’s very wrong.
0 0 0 0Not so much donuts or things like that, but what i have put on it. yes i have done similar things. and put it in a few questionable places. but no harm was done to me so fortune never had to rush to the ER.
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