Guys, Have you ever stacked donuts or bagels on your penis or put it anything interesting? (think cantaloupe etc?

I ask because I feel like if I had a penis I’d be the person in the ER all the time for putting my dick in weird things because I can. It’s this whole portion of your body that sticks out in ways pretty much no other body part does. Sure guys might measure with a ruler or use a flashlight but be honest, you never stack donuts or stick your penis in a watermelon or something? Really?
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As a follow up to this, (I might just post a brand new question) what is the most interesting/random thing you’ve stuck your penis in that wasn’t a person or attached to a person?
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  • No, but I’ve heard of girls having to go to the emergency room for things getting stuck inside them.

    • I have also heard of this. This I find weird because there’s one thing to be said about hanging your towel on your penis like someone else said, which is EXTERNAL, and there’s another thing to be said for putting something weird INSIDE your body where it can be hard to get it out, poison you, damage organs? Yikes.

  • I once had a single doughnut on it that the girl I was with at the time at off of it

  • I’ve never put a donut on it but I sometimes hang my towel on it.

    • Ngl, morning wood makes a great towel hanger. 😂

    • @Zeke98 absolutely

    • This is hilarious lol and exactly the content I was looking for 😂😂 I didn’t even think of a towel hanger! How useful!

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