One of my favorite porn movies of all time is The Satisfiers Of Alpha Blue, written and directed by Gerard Damiano (writer/director of Deep Throat), and starring Robert Kerman (aka R. Bolla), Herschel Savage and Lysa Thatcher.
It's a Sci-Fi dystopian future movie, where people only work like an hour a week, but they are assigned jobs and have no choice about them. Kerman and Savage work at a sex resort called Alpha Blue, which gives them unlimited access to Alpha Blue's services - essentially unlimited casual sex with any "satisfier" they like. Savage thinks it's the best thing ever, but Kerman is unsatisfied - he wants real love, which is practically unheard of. Savage thinks he's foolish and misguided.
Thatcher plays a satisfier who loves her job fulfilling the random desires of people, but Kerman falls for her, and slowly works to win her over to the concepts of love and monogamy, though she initially resists his overtures of love.
Yes, the visuals are very dated, but given the tiny budgets they had to work with, they really tried hard and in that context, the results are pretty impressive. The sex scenes are pretty hot, the sets for their time were quite impressive, the wardrobe was unique, and they even used a memorable theme song called The Big One - which a year later was selected to be the theme song for a TV show that went on to be come very famous: The People's Court, starring Judge Wapner.
Gerard Damiano's son is working to try to get his dad's movies restored - like most porn of the era, it was shot on film in 1.85:1 widescreen for porn theaters, but the only video releases available are from cropped 1:33:1 video transfers from the 80s. Here's hoping they manage to get a restoration done.
Words of Wisdom from the GAG KING of PORN! ... thank you :)
I voted F: Other
The Cinemax type porn movies were mostly just too cheesy although some had half-decent stories.
With modern porn, the biggest issue is that it's just a F-session. Some try to lazily work in a very thin story, especially the step-family garbage, it's just so unbelievably and poorly acted that any taboo they are trying to illicit is lost in the cheese. The banging is so typical that it's boring. They rely solely on the hotness of the female in almost every case.
I've stopped watching porn completely (for other reasons), but I did enjoy the kink play videos.. or wanted to enjoy them is a better way to put it. Most kinks need a story and build up to really involve the viewer and make it hot, but nearly every "scene" out there is just more fail on the growing epic pile of fail. There's so many great stories out there in the erotic literature market (but a lot of cheese too) but there's no reason for it in video other than lazy directors and producers. I've always thought about starting up my own company to do more interesting and real story-based porn, but between the startup costs, lawyers, etc.. I'm just not up to the investment and risk.
it really depends. if I'm watching with my girlfriend, we play this game where we see how long we can keep off of each other while watching, and then once we've 'broken the seal' will try and mimic everything we see on the screen, through the whole movie.
if I'm alone though - will just watch enough to get me to where I need to be, so to speak :-)
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I rarely fine a good porn to watch nowaday, many go instantly to the fucking part without the plot anf foreplay. Recommendation would be nice
I agree, good porn is hard to come by. No pun intended. :)
So, most of the porn with the better story lines and so forth are "classics" - from the "Golden Age of Porn" (roughly 1969-1984), when the movies were all shot on film and shown in porn theaters on the big screen. Certainly, the cameras and lighting and sound and other things weren't as good as they are today, but they put a lot more focus on the stories and acting, and while some of the porn people were terrible actors, many were quite good and had worked in NYC theater or in movies. And while some had really generic and cheesy sets and costumes, some had really high production values, even by today's standards. But the best thing is that many of these movies have been restored or scanned from original negatives or 1st-generation prints, and are available in HD in widescreen. Stuff made after 1984 was increasingly shot on analog video tape and will never look better than it does, but the older stuff that was shot on film can look pretty. There's a company called Vinegar Syndrome that restores both classic porn as well as low-budget SciFi, creature, and exploitation films from the 60s and 70s, with many titles getting HD Blu-Ray releases, but many others are released on DVD, usually 2 or 3 movies per DVD, under the Peakarama brand.
I see, thank you!
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!I like both Kindle exotic erotica reading and porn however I've never actually watched an entire movie I've always just watched amateur small clips
If I watch porn I don't want a super cheesy plot line, dont have time for that. It's gotta get right down to the nasty parts 😂
Nope never. But i purchased a video for a friend who was having a boys night just before his wedding.
Instant gratification for me. I haven't seen many full-length adult movies because they're awful. The scripts and dialogue are terrible and porn stars can't act.
In the early 70s when I was in my late teens, they would show soft porn in drive-in theaters. Silly stuff like Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Glimpses of girl butts and boobies. There was one fun X rated movie from that period - Flesh Gordon. Have you ever seen it?
Yes, loved it!
That was the first adult film I ever saw, in a double feature with Kentucky Fried Movie, iirc.
I want to watch themed movies but I don't know what to watch.
Well, it depends on which genre (subject matter) you like
There's a lot more, but here's a start with some series: The "Johnny Wadd" series of movies starring John Holmes - kind of a porn Dirty Harry. Also the main inspiration for "Dirk Diggler", Mark Wahlberg's character in Boogie Nights. All written and directed by Bob Chinn: - Johnny Wadd (1971) - Flesh Of The Lotus (1971) - Tropic Of Passion (1973) - The Danish Connection (1974) - Tell Them Johnny Wadd Is Here (1976) - Liquid Lips (1976) - Tapestry Of Passion (1976) - Blonde Fire (1978) - The Jade Pussycat (1978) - The China Cat (1978) The "Aunt Peg" series starring early MILF Juliet Anderson as Aunt Peg: - Aunt Peg (1980) - Aunt Peg's Fulfillment (1981) - Aunt Peg Goes To Hollywood (1981) Babyface (2 volumes) Bad Girls (4 volumes) The "Candy" series, starring Carol Connors (mother of Thora Birch) - The Erotic Adventures Of Candy (1978) - Candy Goes To Hollywood (1979) The "Devil In Miss Jones" series (6 volumes in all) The "Pretty Peaches" series (3 volumes) The "Taboo" series (about 20 volumes over 25 years, but the first 6 primarily)
And some individual titles: 1001 Erotic Nights (1 and 2) Amber Aroused (1985) The Anus Family (1991) [parody of the Addams Family] Autobiography Of A Flea (1976) Barbara Broadcast (1977) Beyond Desire (1986) China And Silk (1984) China Girl (1975) Corporate Assets (1985) Debbie Does Dallas (1978) Deep Throat (1972) Desires Within Young Girls (1978) Dixie (1976) Dixie Ray Hollywood Star (1983) Flesh Gordon (1974) Hanky Panky (1984) (Ginger Lynn's first movie, shot in Hawaii) Her Name Was Lisa (1981) Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls (1978) Liquid Assets (1982) Matinee Idol (1984) Memphis Cathouse Blues (1982) The Opening Of Misty Beethoven (1975) The Pink Lagoon (1984) (shot in Hawaii on the same trip as Hanky Panky) The Ribald Tales Of Canterbury (1985) The Satisfiers Of Alpha Blue (1980) Sex Wars (1985) (inspired by Star Wars) SexWorld (1978) (inspired by West World) The Story Of Joanna (1976) Summer Camp Girls (1983) Suzie Superstar (1983) (the rise of a rock star) Trashy Lady (1985) (gangster themed with Ginger Lynn & Amber Lynn) The Untamed (1978) Wanda Whips Wall Street (1982) The Woman Who Loved Men (1984) (parody of Burt Reynolds' The Man Who Loved Women)
I don't think I've gotten halfway through any of the thousands that I've looked at not watch mind you hehehe that's... sad to have seen that much porn but it's actually not i mean it's really sex education i credit mmm let's see 69 percent "Haha " of my sexual knowledge to watching porn
I think putting a sensible story in an adult movie builds up the excitement.
That's what we've been doing when we make our own amateur adult movies.
Actual themed porn is so tragic and cheesy. I go straight to ALL cumshots, in a compilation.
I choose other. There isn’t a one for all choice. I can enjoy both, story lines and instant.
I have not... Most I have done is seem rated r films with nudity in them
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C, i watch porn to stimulate my kink as i masturbate. Regular movies don't do porn right, and they also aren't good movies. So its just a waste of my time.
It would have to be C for me.
You raise a good point lol
We and my ex use to watch porn together
I believe the reason porn was filmed as part of a movie with a plot and acting scenes shoehorned in between the fuck scenes in the first place was in order to avoid censorship and restrictive laws against obscene material.
It was just a way of jumping through a legal loophole, nothing more.
At least, *ahem* that's what I believe I may have read once a long time ago in an old issue of People Magazine or something similar.
That's true. Porn was technically illegal to produce up until a case in the California Supreme Court in 1986. Before that, the only plausible defense (which was not guaranteed to work, but was hoped to work) was to point to the 1st Amendment's protection of artistic works. If producers could show that the film had genuine artistic value (a story, a plot, characters, etc.), then they felt it would be harder to prosecute.
@MrOracle And judges used to LOVE to preside over cases involving pornographers because they would throw the judge a piece of pussy to placate him. They could always find a way to come to an understanding.
I absolutely enjoy the shit out of full length porn. Some are far too serious but others are amazing. The dialogue alone is worth watching one.
This scenes opposed to the film is a true testament how our brains work now. Youtube does the same thing. Flashing as many scenes as possible in a small amount of time. With barely enough info to understand the plot. Our attention span doesn't work like they use to.
But yes, Parody porn is the best.
I like both , some of the tv shows and movies they turn to porn can be kind of funny , The one that made fun of Married With Children was good I think it was called Married with Hormones so yes I like both
Not quite porn, but hot as hell: Blue is the Warmest Colour.
C for me :) I enjoy watching short clips either ones already set-up as clips or fast fwd in the movies or longer scenes.
Will add... I am good friends with a porn star and I've tried to watch a full movie but, no disrespect to her as I think her acting is pretty good - but the scripts and overall acting is pretty bad...
If you count spartacus, it's with gore and sex
Ofcourse its much better to watch a themed movie which will build the situations towards sex rather than just getting at it without reason
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