How can you eat ass and love God at the same time?

[Anonymous]

Look what this guy posted under Jhene's pic.
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Went to his profile and he mentions a bible verse he lives by in his description.

John 6:35
35 Then Jesus declared, “I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty.

And here's what the bible has to say about anal sex (impurity)

Galatians 5:19-21 ESV / 8 helpful votes
Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.

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Sometimes I can't stand the hypocrisy of some religious people. Just leave it if you don't agree with it. Stop shaming the faithful lol.

What are y'all thoughts on this kind of hypocrisy?

[openhearted65]

What's hard to understand about how it can be done. Easy and has landed many clergy in jail for doing 2 things at once.

Scenario: Clergyman on his knees amongst the pews praying and giving his love to God. Eyes closed hands clasped tight he's feeling the love. With eyes still closed he rises off his knees with arms outstretched to praise the lord only to unfortunately raise his head up under the cassock of the old monk standing on the pew in front changing a light bulb. With his arms trapped outside the cassock and opening his eyes and seeing all darkness except for a deep brown tunnel he has no choice to dig through that tunnel with nothing but his tongue

[Asker]

Oh shit lol

[Hephaestus]

you have no point here

even if we were to say what the bible says is right and not a crock of shit
eating ass is not anal sex.

thus, any point you trying to make has been made null and void
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[Asker]

Analingus is part of anal sex. Anal sex is stimulation of the anus for sexual reasons, you can use hands, mouth, and dick. etc.

[Hephaestus]

no, its not, its part of oral sex lol you wouldn't go down on a girl and claim you just had vaginal sex... right?

[Asker]

I'd say I had oral sex lol. Alright dude, you're trying to get technical on me, fine. The bible does not overtly mention anal sex either, but it lists engaging in sex other than vaginal as an impurity so that's including everything

[Hephaestus]

ah i can rip the bible apart with how many contradictions it has and the such ^_^ my point here was that "eating ass" is not anal sex, thus your question loses any foothold as it's based on your misconception

[Asker]

Sue me, I made a technical error lol. But it's not like this guy is no a hypocrite either.

[Asker]

*not

[Hephaestus]

he's not being a hypocrite. all we know is that he told a random girl he wants to eat the booty. nowt "ungodly" there... just a sexual act that is probs ment as more of a compliment. he has done nothing to seem like a hypocrite thus far

[Asker]

But he's admitted to being religious. So if the book he follows does not condone any other sex besides vaginal, isn't it a bit hypocritixal of him to want to engage in an act that his holy book does not condone?

[Hephaestus]

not at all lol you're just being very pedantic

[Asker]

You know what, I like you, You get MH. I'm just a pedantic ass.

[Hephaestus]

umm, thanks for mho O_O

[Asker]

See I gave you MHO to prove something. I'm open to judgement and realize when I'm wrong unlike those ass eating christians.

[Anonymous]

"Leviticus 11:10 ESV / 97 helpful votes
But anything in the seas or the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you."

I still eat shellfish. I still love Jesus. Good deeds and lack of sin don't get you into heaven, belief, love of God and repentance do.

Now somebody to point me to da best ass eata!

[Asker]

Lol. So by that logic, someone could molest a million children then repent before they die and be accepted into heaven? Come on now lol.

[Opinion Owner]

Oh shut up you know the difference damn well. We know whats right and wrong and what's unforgivable.. god says its written on our hearts. I don't think that god expects us to be able to live mortal lives and follow the bible word for word... which is why he put a moral compass inside if us. When I look into my heart do I think... people who engage in anal oral sex or even homosexuality are committing sins god can't forgive? No I don't. Because god made us human and he doesn't expect perfection. You're going to compare that to harming an innocent pure little child? Anyone who does that has to have evil in their heart. Do you really think someone like that can give true repentance.. and not just saying the words but meaning it? I personally do not. And I'm leaving it to god to know the difference

[Asker]

The only reason I mentioned this post is because of the self righteous attitude of certain cherry picking religious people. They say I love God, Jesus this and that, yet their life reflects not 2 shits of Christian principles. At this point, you might as well call it a false label that they abide by.

[Opinion Owner]

If they're saying they love God how can you say their life isn't reflecting Christian principles? Cuz he likes to eat booty? If he tries to be a good person, is kind and compassionate towards others, believes in and loves God he's living a Christian life in my opinion. Your problem is you're too grounded I'm this idea that Christians have to be perfect or they're doing it wrong...

[Asker]

Sorry if I don't think imperfect people should be so self righteous. It's extremely annoying when they try to pass judgement when they're no better

[Opinion Owner]

Show me the self righteousness in a Christian man quoting this "John 6:35 35 Then Jesus declared, “I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty." To me, quoting that particular passage is very humble. You think the simple fact someone's a Christian means they're self righteous... when really its the opposite! It means recognizing that you're imperfect and that all fall short of the glory of God. It means humbling yourself before God. A Christian that says otherwise or has a holier than thou complex or thinks they deserve to be placed on a pedestal because they "sin less" doesn't understand one of Christianity's most basic principles. We're all sinners and we're all God's children I hope you listen to what I'm saying abd I'm sorry for whatever made you so jaded to Christianity, but don't blame the faith for followers who don't understand it<33

[TheDevilInside]

So he won't inherit the kingdom of god. Good for you, right? Then there's gonna be more space for your pets in heaven. So why do you let it bother you so much?

Just let people do them, and you do you. Let us all mind out own businesses in peace, hallelujah, AMEN!

[Asker]

I'm not religious. I just get annoyed at the hypocrites that try to shove their religion down my throat when they don't give two shits to follow it's principles.

[TheDevilInside]

just stop giving a fuck. don't you have better things to think of?

[Asker]

I just found it funny

[itsme_goodsamaritan]

Maybe, he was trying to appear "cool." You are right, what people say has got nothing to do with what they actually do. Each and every one of us is consciously/unconsciously trying to overcome this weakness. The battle continues!

[Asker]

He's been pretending to be a good church boy when he has plenty of sexual desires that the bible dissaproves of. Isn't he being a hypocrite by staying a part of something he direspects and disagrees with?

[itsme_goodsamaritan]

But I am bit surprised that he's openly contradicting himself. I usually see people doing it subtly.

[promiscuous-petal]

HAHAHAHA this cracked me up. but in all seriousness, religious people are all emotions and no logic sometimes.

[idkwtftoputhere]

More like all the time.

[promiscuous-petal]

I agree. They're whack jobs most of the time. I met a "hipster Christian" and I thought he'd be more normal, but he was very abnormal. I don't know how to explain it, but I generally associate mental illness with religion.

[kambo_trick3y]

But, how can you say you love a girl if you can't even eat her poop?

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[Asker]

Gold lol

[kain7th]

lol yes!

[Kris85]

This is hilarious. Your title made me lol. I do not see anywhere in your paragraph though about anal sex or ass eating.

[Asker]

It's labeled as an impurity. The verse basically condemns any kind of sex that's not vaginal.

[yaddayaddayadda02]

If God didn't want us to eat ass, he wouldn't have made it feel so good.

[Asker]

He may have added one too many sweet spots on the body lol

[mutedaisy]

Way to go with instagram stalking the dude o. O

[Asker]

It's just one click on his profile lol. Not like I had to put effort lol

[mutedaisy]

lol okay... Still funny! XD

[been_waiting]

You do realize that the bible says nothing about "eating ass" right? Anal sex is different.

But anyway its not like every religious person follows every single rule. Welcome to reality

[Asker]

Analingus is part of anal sex. And the bible calls it off as impurity. I wouldn't care unless these people stopped acting so self righteous towards me because I'm an atheist

[been_waiting]

Anal sex is the penis going in the anus. The end. I doubt the people who talk about eating a random girls ass on insta are the same people who act all righteous

[Asker]

What about dildo going in the anus? Does that still count as anal sex since a dildo is not a penis lol? And this dude pretends to be a good church boy when he's very different personally.

[been_waiting]

If a girl uses a dildo is it sex? No? Lol

[Asker]

O used a bad example, my bad, but I was trying to point out the hypocrisy. Do you know how annoying it is to have people to tell you to go to church, pray for forgiveness when you're an atheist? And these same people live their life and follow what they wanna follow yet still judge others harshly. It's not fair and this was venting my pain lol

[been_waiting]

I am an atheist/agnostic I put no stock in the religious opinions of religious people. Thus I don't care.

[JackKerouac77]

I feel like this should be the title of my next poem

[Asker]

Epic lol

[Prof_Don]

people are not rigid like that.. we are all a collection of discrepancies. :)

[SexxBunnyy]

As someone who was raised as a Christian himself, I can honestly say...

I've never made a better choice than shunning the religion. XD

[Anonymous]

But he gotta eat the booty like groceries;...

(That's her famous song lyric in case you don't know)

[Anonymous]

One of the central tenets of Christianity is that we are all flawed sinners. The above person is, in fact, a sinner. We are all. That is why we need Christ.

[Asker]

But he's not even making a remote effort to repent and follow Christian principles. He's just hiding behind a label. He's like the player who always skips practice and always benches at the games. Does he still really count as a player?