Put food down in front of it to tempt the gremlins out, otherwise they'll keep spending their nights fucking up a storm.
(they do that a lot because they only breed by getting wet...)
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OfDeathMaster
+1 y
Put some rubber stoppers in the door frames
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TunasubYoda
+1 y
Ask the 2 people banging like there is no tomorrow to move the bed to other side of room.
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hafinjunXper 7
+1 y
Put a light in it so the monsters can't come out
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Likes2driveMaster
+1 y
Did you try oiling the hinges and latching the latches
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Meatunnel69Yoda
+1 y
Get a non haunted closet
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SuccessfulHornDogMaster
+1 y
ask the monster to keep it down
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COMMODOREIIMaster
+1 y
I don't have that problem. 😗
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pizzalovershouseMaster
+1 y
Oil the henges
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TallAnonMaster
+1 y
Just throw it out or kill the guy inside.
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KrakenAttackinMaster
+1 y
Find a man who can fix it for you. Problem solved. Fixing furniture is easy.
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CuriousMufuxkaGuru
+1 y
Kill the mice! Well fail to humanely capture and resort to old school tactics.
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GuanfeiMaster
+1 y
Tell it to shut the fuck up if it doesn't want to end up in the chimney
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bklynbadboy1Guru
+1 y
Oil the hinges
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mT2359Yoda
+1 y
Don't allow anybody to open the closet while you sleep.
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wyzb_ondmyearsXper 3
+1 y
Here.
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simplelikemeXper 7
+1 y
Take some WD-40 and spray the hinges and the guides. And then get yourself a small can of linseed oil and rub the entire cabinet down and keep the wood oiled. But generally when it makes noise like that it's because of the temperature differences and the wood expanding and Contracting
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Deku2009Yoda
+1 y
So explain how exactly it makes a sound
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UnknownGagsUser
+1 y
A loud bang sound
Deku2009
+1 y
I would figure out the exact cause of the noise and do what ever to fix it
the_sinnerYoda
+1 y
Ask it politely if it could stop making that noise. Trust me it's gonna listen to you.
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6 45I'm not sure I don't have a closet in my bedroom.
Put food down in front of it to tempt the gremlins out, otherwise they'll keep spending their nights fucking up a storm.
(they do that a lot because they only breed by getting wet...)
Put some rubber stoppers in the door frames
Ask the 2 people banging like there is no tomorrow to move the bed to other side of room.
Put a light in it so the monsters can't come out
Did you try oiling the hinges and latching the latches
Get a non haunted closet
ask the monster to keep it down
I don't have that problem. 😗
Oil the henges
Just throw it out or kill the guy inside.
Find a man who can fix it for you. Problem solved. Fixing furniture is easy.
Kill the mice! Well fail to humanely capture and resort to old school tactics.
Tell it to shut the fuck up if it doesn't want to end up in the chimney
Oil the hinges
Don't allow anybody to open the closet while you sleep.
Here.
Take some WD-40 and spray the hinges and the guides. And then get yourself a small can of linseed oil and rub the entire cabinet down and keep the wood oiled. But generally when it makes noise like that it's because of the temperature differences and the wood expanding and Contracting
So explain how exactly it makes a sound
A loud bang sound
I would figure out the exact cause of the noise and do what ever to fix it
Ask it politely if it could stop making that noise. Trust me it's gonna listen to you.
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