How'd you describe a bad sexual encounter?

[anon1903]

for me :
cums before me, done for within an hour, stinks, no good foreplay,can't handle me.

[standingUP]

My ex wife was was the absolute worst lover. She was so emotionally detached even in normal conversation. She was the most fertile woman alive. The first time we were together she got pregnant. I went back to her once we found out. I wasn't going to be that guy. Well three more kids later...
I was feeling doomed for my sex life. Every horrible experience bread a beautiful soul into this world.
She never moved in 8 years together same position. She was never into it or exploring another position, nothing. Smoked all day and sweated yellow nicotine from her skin. she showered everyday and still stunk from every area of her body (EVERY AREA). Horrible at bj's worse at a floppy no effort hand job even when about to blow she was too dumb to know to kick it in gear.

I thought it was me that needed some tips or something lol. Proved that wrong ever since. I had it all along just will not put up with that lack performance ever again.

[anon1903]

why did you marry her, hon?

[standingUP]

@anon1903 : Being a father in a child's everyday life is far more important than my sexual satisfaction.

[anon1903]

that's true but i am talking before marriage. was it arranged alliance between you two or did you fall in love?

[standingUP]

Plus I thought I could teach her or that she would change into a sexual beast... WRONG can't change people lesson learned lol

[standingUP]

She got pregnant the very first night. We split and she told me she was pregnant two months later and I went back to her.

[anon1903]

that was good natured of you to marry her.

[standingUP]

thank you, there were four beautiful people that came from this and they are an asset to this world.

[anon1903]

well putting children first is rarely witnessed by fathers (no offense)

[standingUP]

Yes I know , it's a sad world out there. thank you for your kind words. You are their age range by the way.

[anon1903]

😂 Oh well.

[standingUP]

Thank you for taking my worst sexual experiences and awarding me with one of the MHO's... I guess good things do come out of bad experiences lol

[sersss]

here are some examples I heard before...
- she makes a selfie half way through and posts it on social media, or just browses her story in the process
- she lies still - no emotions, nothing, and then asks - "did you cum? Oh"
- overall bad choice of words and no emotional attachment

[DizzyDesii]

Its bad if he...
can't go multiple rounds (all day hehe)
can't cum multiple rounds
can't shoot (mostly oozes)
can't precum a lot
doesn't cuddle after
doesn't foreplay beforehand
doesn't kiss a lot
doesn't moan even a little
doesn't want to be dominant 70% of the time

[Agape93]

Cums too soon and is done for the day, hits the wrong hole, hits the perineum, gets tired and can’t even finish, farting etc.

[Jsmithy7427]

Lays there and does nothing

[Tyrael]

Bad or non-existent foreplay, can't get into a rhythm during sex, so basically just lays there and doesn't contribute. Ends with me not cumming. Boring.

[JackSmy]

Maybe some of the reasons a lot of women like more mature men, with more sense, and caring, and understanding about the lady's needs and desires.

[bashful01]

Someone that can't go multiple times n eat my ass n finger me while I'm eating her holes n filling em up with my penis

[BrexitAteMyLobster]

Bad hygiene
Rises a dick like a dizzy elephant on a pogo stick
Lies there like a corpse

[Stonernights]

What do u do when she is on top

[BrexitAteMyLobster]

What do I do? That depends on what she is doing

[ADFSDF1996]

If she has the same old boring kinks (bdsm, bondage etc).

[Vince45]

Um I usually last about 6-8 hours is that good enough?

[Ripper_E]

She did not enjoy it

[archiz]

when we just started making out and he already bruised the hell out of me

[Stonernights]

Raped

[MannMitAntworten]

Boring in bed... plenty of only on their backs kind of women out there who feel the ‘hole’ should be all a man needs. Nooooo...

[genericname85]

if she let's me basically serve her, giving me no hints as to what she likes or not and not participating or reciprocating.

[Akshayjosh]

But my girl farts from the pussy when I do a doggy.. anyone else had the experience?

[October808]

In song:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/LalWEw5tAaI

[Universal1]

One that produces a stalker

[Kezzz]

It's a bad about encounter when she gets you in the mood but then says never mind.
It's equally bad when she expects all the pleasure and no doing her share to please me.

[BarendBrowne]

Drunk people. Period. It's just usually horrible. No coordination, no stamina... Ugh.

[bklynbadboy1]

For me it would be bad for play and can't take no dick with a week head game

[7771999]

That's a lot. Lol

[the_sinner]

No initiation, no real intimacy, fucking just for the sake of fucking, no foreplay, no cuddles after finishing, no moaning, doesn't try new positions.