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How do British people have sex?
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It's come to my attention that we do the deed by wearing our top hats a skew, with a cup of tea in one hand and a crumpet in the other
What do you think?
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What do you think?
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What Girls & Guys Said
11 26This is so ridiculous and stereotypically old fashioned and I love it haha
Lol 😂
Yes? 😁😂😂
What if the hot tea acciediently drops on the genitals? Lol
One must master the art of Teaplay. If you do you can say that things got a little too "heated".
Lmao
It happens lol
LOL my next search on pornhub
Good luck
The crumpet is on the bed
Of course ! That's as kinky as its going to get
l knew that you would like that l think out of the box lol
While watching the queen speech
So once a year near Christmas? Lol oh dear...
You can record it
It's extra special when the live one is on
Oh yes.
I forgot while listening to EastEnders theme on repeat as you get the movement going, dum dum dum dum
Hahahaha or coronation street
Oh ya Gail watching ya
if not crumpets then a cucumber sandwich.
Sounds good.
I'm pretty certain they're not allowed to masturbate too...
Yes by law from parliament.
Make sure you don't!!
Just imagine Theresa May at it!!
Eurgh!! Lmao
Sorry for that image
They fill the gap
haha they fuck like normal people do
Clearly not!
well apparently from a movie i saw they lay in bed together
She closes her eyes, wait till he's satisfied, thinking about the Queen.
Lmao 😂😂😂
Do British people have sex even? Not so sure about that.
We're too polite.