How do/did you hide your porn-watching from your parents?

Lol I used to buy the expensive vids by accident and my moms boyfriend always got blamed πŸ˜‚ she knew her little angel would never be watching such bad things lol. She still doesn't know i ever watched porn. She doesn't believe in masturbating and stuff like that. In my house it was a β€œbedroom doors stay open” ordeal kinda. So in thhe early years, i’d wait til my mom went to sleep then i’d ease my door up and watch porn on low or mute πŸ˜‚ once i got a phone then i used headphones a few times (something i rarely do cause i find all headphones uncomfortable). Then my android caught a virus from pornhub or some crap and i became team iphone after that πŸ˜‚ Anyways, how’d you keep your stash hidden... unless you had those weird parents who sit and watchh with you πŸ‘€ #FeelFreeToList #HideYoWivesHideYoPorn
How do/did you hide your porn-watching from your parents?
How do/did you hide your porn-watching from your parents?
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For those who dont realize i said DO for those who live with parents and DID for those who used to live with parents 🙌
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  • I didn't. They knew. My godfather bought me my first CD with it for my birthday.

    • Oh wow

    • And then, his son, my best friend, came to the living room where all the adults were and said " can we play that porn CD my dad got him?" So when we hot the chance, we played it. There was confusion and laughter. 😂

  • For all those smarty pants who think they have escaped without getting caught that's a big misunderstanding you think they dont know what you are upto but it's just that they understand and don't want to have the awkward conversation.. 😂😂😉

    • 😂😂😂😂 maybe lol cause she didn't have the sex talk with me til i was like 21

    • Lol😂😉

    • The moment you want your own private space, people are going to assume you watch or are having sex, whether you are or you aren't.

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  • Private browsing and a simple pornhub search. No point in saving anything.

    • Why not save the ones that really got ya

    • Just got to remember what it was. When in doubt, just search by category. You are bound to find something stimulating enough.

  • I am old, my childhood porn was magazines etc, I did the traditional thing and hid them under my bed (well it started under my mattress, but got to be too big a collection, and filled a sports-bag under my bed.

    • Lmao 😂

    • I had a good big collection for a little while.

  • Didn't see it till i was 20 or so,

    I used to watch what amounts to Softcore porn on tv, sitting in a spot i could hear of any one was coming and id change the channel, needless to say it wasn't very sneaky and they knew what I was doing.

    • I watched softcore at a young age on HBO but didn't start hardcore til like age 20

  • Used Incognito. Although my mom found my gf's vibrator when i was 19.

    • Lmao wow

  • Why hide it? Not like they didn't have a porn stash back in the day.

    • I was like 12

    • Lol. When I was 12 all we had was magazines.

  • I was having shit delivered to the house. Lol they knew. Plain wrapped packages porn or drugs. Would never have drugs delivered but porn was coming weekly either something for my girl at the time or myself.

    • Unmmm

    • What? Lol

  • I have a second phone which I use. It's always in my bag and no one cares to check it because in my house we respect all privacy

    • Lmao i do too 😂

    • 😂❀️

  • In those days.. study folder.. sub folder.. sub folder. Sub folders. Or it was in the windows setup folder somewhere ...
    Nowadays pornhub and phones has made it very easy..

    • True

  • I didn't have to. I started to watch porn when i got internet as an adult.

  • And the award for mother of the year goes to...

    • Lmao wym

  • Hid the mags under the mattress...

    • Loll

    • When I was young the only porn was in magazines. We use to swop them see who could get the naughtiest...

  • I had my Own Computer, iPod and Phone, and my Mom was always so Gracious with space... Eventually, the guilt was killing me, and I confessed to Watching Porn and Masturbating. She was very understanding, and prayed with me.

    • Yea the guilt bothered me so i didn't watch as much

  • Since I'm a younger generation I simply just deleted my history.

    I did get caught once though. I was 14 and didn't have my own computer or smartphone so my mother let me use her smartphone so I can surf the web and go on YouTube, but I also used it to watch porn. One time I watched porn on her phone, after I was done I deleted the history as always... but I forgot to exit the webpage 😨.

    • Lmao i think i did that once

  • As a young kid going through puberty and you just want to stick your dick in anything and I mean anything you are so horney in those stages you don't even think about getting caught My mom and dad walked in on me watching porn a few times couple the fact that internet was so slow back then it took 5 minutes to load a picture didn't help either

    • Um wow

    • Lol why hide it out parents watch porn more then us and watch it together they hide it the most

  • Nastiest thoughts are in our heads. What was your favorite genre back then? PM me if wanna chat

    • Getting caught and massage porn

    • Tells me a lot about you ... hmm. if ya want, beaveater69 , email me. I'd love to talk , at mail dot c o m. Your question and reply, yeah let mail baf?

    • I got the most calluses from the penthouse letters back then no topic was too taboo I read one when I was 15 about. A voyeuristic mother and her daughters and a farm animal. at the risk of sounding like a perv (lol) its a wonder I didn't wear the Damn thing to a nub

  • I only ever watched it online. Usually in the bathroom. I suffered from a lot of sicknesses (due to undiscovered allergies) for most of my life. At times I was in the bathroom for long periods of time. I just was there for long periods of time more often than I needed to be.

    • Lol being in the bathroom too long made our fam bust in to check in on you 😂

    • Quite obvious what was going on most of the time. I was sick.

  • Never really had trouble with that, I liked my privacy in general and spent 10+ hours a day behind my pc anyways

    • Oh wow bet you wear glasses by now lol

    • Nope! Perfect vision! And nowadays it's more like 17 hours a day 😂

  • I never had to hide my pornography, if my mother came closet, she was more than I do indulge, but that would never happen 😂😂😂😂

    • Woow

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