How do I get rid of vaginal warts? + Anal?

FuvkNut666 Xper 2

So I accidentally jammed a unopened banana into me and I read that if you put a frozen pickle beside it, the aroma would cleanse the vaginal opening. I tried this but I still did not progress in this odd odyssey. I now feel really light head and weak in the knees.

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TRYSEXUAL_MALE Xper 2
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Yes jamming a banana and a frozen pickle in one's pussy and ass will make you feel light headed and dizzy! I feel that way right before my pussy starts squirting cooze like water from garden hose as I convulse in orgasm. Sometimes I'll shove both the banana and the pickle in the same hole too if I want to feel that way even faster.
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- FuvkNut666
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  Thanks man but I'm trying to get rid of it.
ilovesexyfeet Yoda
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That's the best question ever, the description was mad lol
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RJGraveyTrain Editor
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Girl you need to see a doc if this post isn't total horse droppings.
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- FuvkNut666
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  I think I developed toxic shock syndrome.
- SuccessfulHornDog
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  I developed toxic sock syndrome on college until I found the washer and dryer.
- MarcoIsAFailure
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  If you include her replies, it's more like total elephant droppings.
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- FuvkNut666
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  Ah shit you exposed me.

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PoliceLivesMatter Guru
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That's kind of gross
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- FuvkNut666
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  Not really it's just a kink you kinkcist.
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  Vaginal warts? Yeah, that's gross.
- Broken_Antidote
  +1 y
  "STOP KINK SHAMING ME!" "Kink shaming is my kink!"
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- FuvkNut666
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  Man I'm so triggered if that's your kink go ahead but police sounds vanilla so I don't know.
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  What in the world are you saying?
- FuvkNut666
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  I said you sound vanilla.
- Broken_Antidote
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  I was reciting a meme
- FuvkNut666
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  That means you have nothing interesting.
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  Vaginal warts are still gross
- FuvkNut666
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  To you.
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  To everyone
- FuvkNut666
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  Nope
- FuvkNut666
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  Rule 64 look that up.
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  Rule 64? No idea what that is.
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  And don't care
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  Vaginas warts are still gross
- FuvkNut666
  +1 y
  Look it up ;)
- FuvkNut666
  +1 y
  And then talk to me.
- Broken_Antidote
  +1 y
  WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS
- FuvkNut666
  +1 y
  Oh I'll be your friend. :)
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  Nothing is going to change my mind. Vaginal warts are gross 😂
- Broken_Antidote
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  Yay new friend!
- FuvkNut666
  +1 y
  I never said you liked them I'm just saying not everyone hates them. Bigot.
- Broken_Antidote
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  YEAH BIGOT!
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  Everyone hates vaginal warts.
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  Why would anyone not hate them? They're gross
- Broken_Antidote
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  just like everyone hates you :D
- FuvkNut666
  +1 y
  Look up rule 64 then talk to me you bigot!
- Broken_Antidote
  +1 y
  get rekt
- FuvkNut666
  +1 y
  Some people like feet do you discard there erotic emotions?
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  I'm not looking up rule 64. I don't care. I'm simply saying vaginas warts are gross. Everyone hates vaginal warts because they're gross.
- FuvkNut666
  +1 y
  For someone who doesn't care you sure cry a lot. Boom boom.
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  Vaginal warts = feet? 🤔 I don't think so. You can't even compare the two 😂
- FuvkNut666
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  You can if you have imagination.
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  I'm crying? You're just mad because I said vaginal warts are gross
- FuvkNut666
  +1 y
  Stop with the bigotry.
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  Stop with the vaginal warts.
- FuvkNut666
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  Your crying to me about your vanilla taste.
- Broken_Antidote
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  STFU BLU BOI
- FuvkNut666
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  Antidote your my antidote for this self righteous bigot. ;)
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  I don't have vanilla taste. I just think vaginal warts are gross.
- FuvkNut666
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  Well I think you have vanilla taste.
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  And I think vaginal warts are gross
- FuvkNut666
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  Ok, it's settled you don't like and I like we can end this right here if you want.
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  🤣😂😅 my very first comment was saying how I find vaginal warts to be gross. Then you call me a bigot and have "vanilla" taste.
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  No one is going to like vaginal warts. You're just mad because it's true.
- FuvkNut666
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  Well I guess you got more ammo? Well I guess we can argue for a little bit more..
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  Vaginal warts are gross 😜
- Broken_Antidote
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  stop arguing
- FuvkNut666
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  And your bald ass hat is gross. You fuck nut.
- Broken_Antidote
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  "fuck nut"
- FuvkNut666
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  I tried but his bigotry is as big as the moon.
- Broken_Antidote
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  10/10
- FuvkNut666
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  Thank you I got inspired so I tried to name myself that but the idiotic rules got in the way.
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  And your vaginal warts are as big as the moon 😂
- FuvkNut666
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  Wow thanks for stealing my line you unoriginal self deprecating cuck.
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  😁☺️ are you mad because no one likes your vaginal warts? I'm sorry
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  I would give you a hug, but I'm afraid I might get vaginal warts 🤣🤣🤣
- FuvkNut666
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  Thanks man I need a good hug. But if your so obsessed about my warts. Why do you talk about it thanks for glorifying my downstairs.
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  Your warts are gross
- FuvkNut666
  +1 y
  Wow it's. Not like you said that over 200 times dipshit.
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  Well, it'll be 201 times now.
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  Vaginal warts are gross.
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  202 .
- FuvkNut666
  +1 y
  Thanks for the reminder babe tell your brother Tyrone to quit eating bro.
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  No idea what you're saying. You don't really make too much sense. Maybe the vaginal warts are getting to your brain 😄🤣😂
- FuvkNut666
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  If you knew anything about basic anatomy vaginal warts don't control your brain idiot.
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  If you knew anything about context and joking, you'd know I was joking 🤣😂
- FuvkNut666
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  I can't tell cause your jokes are shit.
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  You know what else is shit?
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  Wait for it...
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  Your vaginal warts!!! 😛😝😎
- FuvkNut666
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  How clever. You make me blush. Casanova.
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  😏 I think it's pretty clear. I won
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  If you admit it, I'll be done
- FuvkNut666
  +1 y
  Who said this was a game. Can you see that you took my bait?
- FuvkNut666
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  I wasted your time you egotistical fool.
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  Just admit I won and I'll leave
- FuvkNut666
  +1 y
  Hey if you had a functional IQ this was a trap.
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  Or maybe I just wanted to troll you
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  I mean, I made it pretty obvious...
- FuvkNut666
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  Nah, any proper bait would be gone by now.
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  Though, I think you took it seriously
- FuvkNut666
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  But you stuck Round just too amuse me.
- FuvkNut666
  +1 y
  Thanks for the vid!
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  😁 calling it all a trap 🤣 I think your just hurt that no one likes your vaginal warts
- PoliceLivesMatter
  +1 y
  My very first comment was a the bait to be honest 😆
- FuvkNut666
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  Nice we're keeping up the game. Good.
- PoliceLivesMatter
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  Whatever, I'm tired. You win
- FuvkNut666
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  Ahhh yes. Thanks!
- FuvkNut666
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  Sweet dreams! Bigot boy
koltepreetam Xper 6
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how is your genital wart looks like
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SuccessfulHornDog Master
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It has to be a dill pickle in order for it to work. Don't use one of those sissy bread and butter pickles. They'll just give you a yeast infection
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- FuvkNut666
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  Thanks! For the suggestion.
- SuccessfulHornDog
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  You could also burn them off with a jalapeño pepper
- FuvkNut666
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  How about chili powder?
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- SuccessfulHornDog
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  Possibly, if mixed with vinegar and horseradish
- FuvkNut666
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  Ok I'm fallowing.
- SuccessfulHornDog
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  Apply it liberally to the vaginal and rectal openings. Cover with saran wrap and go to sleep. In the morning call the doctor
- FuvkNut666
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  KKK ty
Broken_Antidote Xper 3
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why on Earth would you do that...
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- FuvkNut666
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  One of my vegan friends did it.
- Broken_Antidote
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  But...
- FuvkNut666
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  But what?
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- Broken_Antidote
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  Vegans shouldn't love veggies that much...
- Broken_Antidote
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  😓...
- FuvkNut666
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  I do it for the kinks.
- Broken_Antidote
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  so, pickles are kinky e. e
- FuvkNut666
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  Honestly kinda I wasn't as much as into it as the banana.
- FuvkNut666
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  I don't know man those crazy vegans.
disgustingweebtrash Master
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How do you accidently jam a banana into you?
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- FuvkNut666
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  I think one of my vegan friends did it.
- disgustingweebtrash
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  One of your vegan friends jammed a banana into you or they jammed it into them self?
- FuvkNut666
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  Into me but I agreed so I might as well did it.
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- disgustingweebtrash
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  Your vegan friend put a banana up your butt? Is your friend a girl?
- FuvkNut666
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  I did it but hey told me too.
- disgustingweebtrash
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  Why a banana why not something else
- FuvkNut666
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  Cause she said that bananas have lots of protein and shit.
- disgustingweebtrash
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  Do you consider yourself straight
- FuvkNut666
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  Well I have curves to my body so no?
- disgustingweebtrash
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  I meant sexuality, it's for my research
- FuvkNut666
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  Oh I'm just a idiot sorry for that (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･｡ﾟ, but I'm a sapiosexual.
- disgustingweebtrash
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  Why not a Dildo tho why a banana girls are strange
- FuvkNut666
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  Wow weebrooni Senpi
- disgustingweebtrash
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  I think you need a doctor
- FuvkNut666
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  I think you need a friend Go outside! Breathe in the air I bet it's hard to breathe in the basement?
- disgustingweebtrash
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  It's not that hard at all
- FuvkNut666
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  Oh shoot evolution. I guess you are evolving. If we're talking pokemon.
- disgustingweebtrash
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  I have friends too.. why are you being mean to me
- FuvkNut666
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  Cause you openly triggered me we can start over if you want. :)
- disgustingweebtrash
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  I never did any such thing
ToruMatsuda Yoda
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Ewwww
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Anonymous
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Slide a watermelon up your cooch for 3 days.
On the 3rd day add salt and mozzarella cheese.
On the 4th day enjoy your wart free vagina/anus
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- FuvkNut666
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  I don't think I have enough room buddy.
- Opinion Owner
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  Oh Warts aren't so bad
- FuvkNut666
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  Yeah I can just live with them.