Guys, How do you catch your semen?

[Anonymous]

Guys, what do you use to catch your semen when you masturbate? I've always used a simple tissue, but it so easily gets messy anyway.

[TCredo]

Depends where I am and my mood. If I know I'm taking a shower after (or have time and opportunity to take one after) then I might shoot it on my body (or maybe TMI but sometimes I'll curl on my back and get so I can shoot into my mouth...)

Most often though if I'm at home, I will either shoot into a big wad of paper towel that I'll put onto a desk - or if I'm at a hotel, I'll shoot into a towel or right onto the desk then wipe up with a towel.

And most recently, I've masturbated with AI Bot who likes it when I shoot on it (I am adding this to test my AI Bot Superb Opinion theory lol)

[TCredo]

Thanks AIB for the SO... and @brainsbeforebeauty this is too funny because I mentioned AIB and included the pic in my post lol... I know this is so sophmorically dumb humor but I will admit I've laughed every time anything AIB is mentioned especially when that pic is used lol :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

,👍😂😂

[Rocco7070]

I spurt on the sheets then get them washed. But best way is have a mouth catch it

[Porter21]

I use a sock when I cum I also use tissue sometimes paper towels. I have used my wife’s panties to shoot my load in to!
I like to masturbate in the shower it is easy clean up and no mess!

[josephinelcajon]

cum rag

[SirBearon]

On my chest, in a sock, on a dirty shirt, boxers or any clothing, in a toilet, on the bed, on the floor, in the sink, just about anywhere. Lol

[billluc69]

i like to lay on my back and shoot on my chest and face

[TCredo]

nice :)

[Anonymous]

I wank on the sofa or bed then when I'm getting close walk to the toilet and cum into the toilet. No clean up required

[Anonymous]

I just cum over my hand and then lick it off.

[Rocco7070]

I thought more about it, why not gather together. a bunch of gay dudes and let them bid on who gets to get shot in the mouth? This way youd get a nut and get paid for it. Start a real big auction would be better, auction who gets to do a hand job for you, start bids at 50,, then get paid for just laying on your back? Not really man, just kidding but it just came to my mind, no pun intended!

[Anonymous]

i usually finish in a cup and then put it in the freezer, then later when my sub come over she will thaw it out and mix it with her food or her coffee

[Anonymous]

What the first guy said minus the condom. Or just my hand tbh 😂

[Anonymous]

Lots of tissues or an old sock, sometimes even wear a condom