Ok... here is what you do - order the Dildo.
Next... look for something in your room that your parents have never seen before - maybe a shirt they have never seen you wear, make up kit you own... etc.
When the dildo comes and they ask you what it is... going with the "make up kit" example... tell them that your new makeup kit just came. If they ask to see it, go to your room, open up the package, hide the dildo and just show them the make up kit.
They will think that you purchased a makeup kit and they will never suspect the dildo
- go to a sex
- just tell them straight in the face that it's a dildo and move away... let it look like a joke
- let it deliver to a friend
- if you buy it from amazon, just buy it together with something else and just tell them about the other item
- etc.
many ways
Hmmm, well if it's at all possible, can you request to have it left at the post office?
That's a tricky situation. The only other option is to go to the store and get it yourself then sneak it in the house.
Doesn't Amazon have a thing called "Amazon Locker" where you can have your stuff delivered to a nearby local location where you can pick it up?
Tell them it's something else lol. I've ordered things and didn't want my parents know, I just told them it was something else.
they'll ask to see it honestly :(
Then show them something else. I've done it before, ordered like a few DVDs or something online I didn't want my parents to see. I told them it's a pair of shoes and show them the box of shoes with the shoes in it. I've bought a decoy package from the local store like Wal-mart and then returned it the next day for a full refund lol. I personally think you should just tell them it's private and none of their business. You're 18, time to start claiming some independence.
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!Is there an adult toy store near you? Just drive over and purchase one and then hide it at home.
Put the postal address as a friends house maybe?
Do you have any adult stores that you can go into and buy it instead? That's what I did but it might be different here in the UK.
Just say it's an item you need for an experiement
Just get your mom on board with the idea. She'll understand 🙋
Find sex shop in person.
Go to a sex shop and buy it. It's the easiest way.
Tell them you bought a new charger for your laptop online. They won't ask to see it.
See if you can have it delivered for pickup at the post office. Or, go to a sex shop and buy it directly. Alternatively, rent a mailbox at one of the many mailing centers, and have it sent there. Have it sent to a friends house. Make your own.
Get a friend to pick it up for you
Don't write any post note? I mean order it like a gift so your family won't open your gift I guess because gifts are personal property.
Go to an adult store and buy one, or have it delivered to a close female friends house.
1. go to a sex shop
2. Or buy this www.walmart.com/.../ but take the brush off.
What's wrong with your parents finding out? What's the issue?
well it's my mum like once upon a time I was just a baby in her arms shell be mortified, I don't want her to have to feel like that + I don't want my parent knowing I have sex toys! haha
But I mean, if your an adult shouldn't they expect that? Especially if you have a boyfriend or something.
yeah I know its normal and understandable but ew! I don't want em knowing! haha
buy cucumbers and condoms or something xD improvised dildos won´t catch their attention.
buy one from a sex shop
go to spencers and buy one!
Your parents have no control over you, you're an adult. Go to any sex shop
why not got to a sex shop to buy one
U try uding cucumner.. İts natural dildo lololol
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