How to stop hearing my dad masturbating?

[Anonymous]

So my home is not really big and my bedroom is close to my parents bedroom... most nights i hear my dad masturbating and i feel weird and this really disturbs me... what can i do?

[BuchitaBuchys]

Lmfao! I'm so sorry, but this is one of those times where the shit is so fucked up it's funny.

How loud is he? lol Does he like moan? Wtf? This shit is so fucked up that he's loud enough that you can hear it.

But try telling your parents, tell them it bothers you. But does that mean you can hear them having sex too? 0_o Oh gosh, that would traumatize me for sure.

Or get some headphones, put music. Get some earplugs. I don't know. Good luck with this. I can't imagine how uncomfortable this is. :/

[Asker]

its so fucking uncomfortable

[BuchitaBuchys]

Man, I can only imagine. My family is like Catholic, though I'm a "godless heathen", and talking about sex freaks them out. So I know if something like this happened, they wouldn't be willing to talk about it. :( Idk, I guess if this were me, I'd just move my bed to the farthest end of the room to not hear it, and put some music loud or get some headphones. Good luck :/

[Asker]

my house is not big... we are not rich people

[BuchitaBuchys]

Mine isn't either. But I'm saying, just move your bed as far as you can. Play some music, buy some earplugs. Watch tv. Unless you tell him to quiet down, or avoid it when you're in the house, you'll have to find ways to not hear it.

[skullly]

Parents bedroom? how do you know he's masturbating and not making love to your mom?

Anyway! this question is just as weird as the other dude with the daughter question.. i wouldn't be surprised if it's the same sick perverted freak using two accounts.

[nerdyasianman14]

That is what I thought! She is just trolling. Hahahaa! :D

[CuriousEddie]

What's the other question?

[Anonymous]

Leave home, live by yourself.

[Asker]

my intention.. but will have to save a bit more $$$

[Opinion Owner]

I'm nobody to be commenting on someone else, but I feel your dad should think about what he's doing too!

[Asker]

he has always been a selfish asshole

[Opinion Owner]

Mine has a habit of saying hurtful words every night before going to bed. Also, never takes my advice to give up smoking or watching what he eats.

[Asker]

my dad often gets drunk before heading back home and he pisses everyone off at home

[Opinion Owner]

Maybe, our existence doesn't matter to people of that generation! All my advice falls on deaf ears. He actually seems to be amused by it.

[Roarke]

say mom, could you shut the bastard up? i'm trying to sleep here.

[jacquesvol]

Turn up your music a bit and don't wory about your dad's penis.

[jacquesvol]

*worry

[Asker]

at mean at night time... people have to sleep... i work all day and want to sleep at night... my sleep is very light and i can wake up at the most little noise.. sometimes when i am sleeping i will wake up on hearing my dad breathing heavily while masturbating..

[Account]

Umm how exactly do you hear him? People don't make a noise when they masturbate, do they?
Now I am confused lol. I feel like I am missing something.
If I were you, I'd put some headphones on and listen to music or play a video game or get some earplugs.

[amzbronwyn]

i have the same problem!!! i find it so disturbing

[Asker]

how do you deal with it?

[lumos]

Use ear plugs.

[Asker]

not bad actually

[lumos]

That way you probably won't even wake up when he starts.

[Letstrend]

Yuck, that must be awful and extremely awkward. Tell your mom without him knowing so she can say something to him about it.

[Asker]

but my family is really traditional and sex here is tabboo

[Letstrend]

It's not taboo if your dad doesn't even concern that his kids might hear him pleasure himself. Go tell your mom, trust me you won't hear him for months if she'll confront him with it. Well at least, much less.

[Asker]

how do i approach her?

[Letstrend]

It's very simple actually.. Just talk to her if there's no one around (especially your dad). Tell her what's going on and how you feel about it.. I'm pretty sure she will confront your dad for it.

[Applefan1]

Are you sure he is actually masturbating?

[musicbrain5]

Get some earplugs.

[MaryP]

Masturbation and sex is all part of human nature.. so I suggest you just throw on some earphones and ignore it or have a talk with him or your mother about it.

[Asker]

but sex is tabboo in my family and they are of the conservative type

[Letstrend]

Lmao, whuat?

[Jonzor]

Headphones. Simple as :)

[Mgoods]

That's got to be traumatising. Just casually knock on the wall, every time you hear it. Maybe that'll encourage him to do it in the day time, when you're not home.

[Asker]

but he works during day time too

[Mgoods]

Then, I think ear plugs are the way to go. Probably don't mention it to him... ever.

[puddles]

after like 3 mins of hearing him... let out a blood curdling scream, then as he runs to your room, just be stood there in a mask and talk backwards... even if that dont work, would be super funny

[Asker]

what? wearing a mask ans speak backwards?/sounds like one of those exorcist movies lol

[puddles]

Exactly, will scare the fudge outa him lol

[Red_Arrow]

Record it one night, then play it back loudly the next night.

[penguin_potato]

Either turn up hour music/tv or pound on his door and embarass him... maybe he'll start being quieter

[Asker]

i don't have a tv in my room.. but i want to sleep at night.. i feel tired when i get back from work and want to sleep!! not hear my old dad masturbating

[penguin_potato]

Then tell him to stop or at least tell your mom to tell him you can hear. To me, its disrespectful and no girl or anyone for that matter, should ever have to hear their father pleasure himself or even hear their parents going at it at all.

[Asker]

yes i agree.. but how do it approach her?

[penguin_potato]

Its an awkward situation but she's your mom... she should understand. You're probably just going to have to say it... no easy way to approach it.

[Hyped_up_on_coffee]

Get earplugs... and omg ewww

[TonyNoTiger]

Why ask for advice and not accept them? Everyone keeps saying the same thing, and you keep replying the same way-- which means you're not even trying. Stop being a scaredy cat and say something, put on music, or deal with it.

You're too old to be scared to say something regardless of "traditional conservative" and "sex is taboo."

[Asker]

hey i work all day and at night i want to get some sleep so that to be able to work next day...

[TonyNoTiger]

Then tell them that, not us. Say "I can hear you in your room when I get home from work." And leave it at that, they will know what you're talking about. To me it sounds like you're making excuses, you complain, then make excuses on why that can't be done, instead of actually trying something-- then complain and make more excuses.

[Asker]

what's your problem? why are you as rude as fuck?

[TonyNoTiger]

I'm being truthful, you seem like a complainer that's complains to everyone but the person/people they're supposed to be talking to-- and that's my honest OPINION. Good luck though on your quest for sleep.

[Dionysos]

Just say Hey Dad, can you keep it down a bit when you're aah... t (hen make the jerk off symbol) Thin walls.

He'll probably turn bright red and you'll never hear it again.

Either that or he'll buy you some ear plugs. :D

[JustinCaseUDontKnow]

Turn the t. v. up louder, put on headphones listen to music

[Asker]

but i have to sleep dude... i have to work

[JustinCaseUDontKnow]

Leave anonymous note on his vehicle saying "Sir i can hear you masturbating at nigh please keep it down" . Do not sign a name and you can always type it but don't touch the paper with your hands.. You can hold the paper with something else than place it on his wind sheild or on his dash of his vehicle.. You can mail it to him anonymous

[Asker]

he has no vehicle

[JustinCaseUDontKnow]

I can't understand why a man would moan loud while masturbating when I do it there is no sound i am enjoying myself too much to make any sounds i do lightly when the burning , intense cumming/ orgasm hits me but never no loud moaning

[Bandit74]

Just bang on the wall and scream "hey dad could you jack off more quietly, I'm trying to sleep"

[popcorn35]

put some music on with headphones

[ledfoot64]

close your door get naked and pleasure yourself as he does himself

[TheNewClassic]

Headphones in, volume up

[Asker]

but dear i have to sleep to have some rest

[TheNewClassic]

Im sure he doesn't masturbate all night long. Just put them in at the time he is doing it (Im sure its just a few minutes) and get over it

[Asker]

but it gets me traumatised

[kaitlovesyou]

Listen to music or tv. Honestly isn't that big of a deal

[TheStupidBlondie]

Awesome dad, you should try to sneak in and take a video.

[Asker]

oh seriously? wtf?

[TheStupidBlondie]

You asked

[Krushbrownies]

Uhhh I felt awkwardness just reading it haha, I can magine how you feel the most nights. I'm speachless haha.

[Asker]

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[Trustme_Im-lying]

Find another house? Boyfriend?
Room sound proofing, seal your door? like install bunch of egg trays on your wall or Styrofoam..

[bubbletrouble]

Just listen to some music

[carnix]

so your dad has no right to relieve himself of horniness...

get over it...

[Asker]

yeah i know its normal but it gets disturbing at times... i work all day and want some sleep!!

[carnix]

tough... it's his house I'd bet... and he has a right to sex... just as you do..

[Asker]

i still live with my parents...

[carnix]

all the more his right to wank... get some headphones... or play some light music to drown out the noise..

[jmmmfi]

Put some headphones on

[superskullmaster]

Start moaning louder than him. If will freak him the hell out. And he will get the point.

[xandrianax]

oh shit that must be awful.. Tell your mum I guess, or make some noise in your bedroom so he knows you are awake.

[Asker]

oh seriously? wtf?

[Asker]

sorry that comment was not for you.. but for thestupid blondie

[Asker]

my mom is too conservative... how will i approach her?

[Anonymous]

Think about your dreams and headphone on

[Anonymous]

Wow sorry. Turn the tv and or radio up.

[Anonymous]

Move out. Your 18+

[Asker]

yeah but its not as easy as it seems to be... i need a bunch of $$

[Opinion Owner]

If it bugged me a lot move in with a friend if they are ok with it.

[Anonymous]

You sure his not just snorring? I don't breath heavily when masturbating. Tell him you hear strange noices in the middel of the night causing you to wake up. And if he ask what, then just say heavy breathing like sounds, but don't know for sure. Then move on to another subject. When it happens again, knock on his door. He'll understand right away, and it won't be that embarrassing for him if he was doing what he did. Or maybe you'll just find out that his snorring

[Anonymous]

How do you know he's masturbating and not having sex?

[Asker]

yes i know he is masturbating because my mom often talks to him while he is doing this she's like; why are you breathing heavily.. and also that's why you feel pain in your hands... because you masturbate too much

[Opinion Owner]

That's kind of sad... Does she not have sex with him anymore?

[Asker]

i don't know and its none of my business

[jacquesvol]

Asker: "but my family is really traditional and sex here is tabboo". Not that much thus.

[Anonymous]

Are you sure you aren't hearing your mom sucking him off?

[Asker]

or your mom...

[Anonymous]

Tell him you can hear him or try and be louder with your masturbateing