How would you react to finding someone pumpkin humping?

[purplepoppy]

You proudly display your lovingly carved pumpkin lantern on the porch for the neighbourhood to admire. But one guy admires it a little too much and can't resist that little sweet mouth you carved and he's busy reseeding it.

How would you react?

[Wiredone]

Thankfully it hasn't ever happened here. If someone did that on my front steps he'd be going to the hospital to get buck shots taken out of him

[ChiPaPa]

Have fun, bro.

[jasco]

I laugh than video tape it, than call the cops

[Pete671]

Invite him in for privacy and then have sloppy seconds myself,,,

[whosnumber1]

I'd break out my paint ball gun and leave a few good welts on his ass

[OnTheLevel]

I'd let him finish. He obviously needs that pumpkin more than I do.

[Bdsmaster]

I would give him that pumpkin luv, I don't need that anymore.

[KeithLane]

I would have a good laugh. Nothing wrong with a little pumpkin humping. I hope he goes all in and doesn't just tease my pumpkin.

[Charliefretz329]

I’d kick him in the melon

[Guido]

Are you dressing up as a pumpkin for Halloween again?

[ChiTownLov]

Be like wtf?

[jimmy2]

Girl where do you get this stuff lol

[SpaceGalaxy]

I would give him another pumpkin TO GO

[Zlantur2]

Just laugh

[Anonymous]

Get a photo, put it on Pinterest. Happy Halloween.