Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health I'm on heat and desperate for a merciless pussy pounding. I've got my soundproof shagginwagon parked up outside your house and I'm begging and bribing you to fuck me senseless.
BUT your not alone, your with someone , perhaps a wife, a mother or just a mate. So what excuse do you give them that you have to slip outside for a little bit?
Don't give me that "oh I wouldn't..." crap because we both know it's bullshit.
I'm just outside your house and desperate for sex. What excuse would you use to slip out?
purplepoppy Master
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What Girls & Guys Said
4 64No excuse
Go outside immediately
I’d tell my wife our cat is out of treats.
Tell them I have to run to the bank and make a deposit
None is just go out and ride you lol
I’m going out for some fresh air.
I don't need an excuse and I don't need to sneak, come on in and have a seat
I'm off to take out the trash... literally
Why would I need an excuse to leave my house?
And if I had i wife, why would I want to fuck you?
I'll just say that I'm feeling cold and need some 🌮tacos.
If I'm with a friend, I'll invite him too, if you like
not sure
Since I’m married I’d have to turn you down. But if I wasn’t I’d say I’ll be back.
I'd say I'm just nipping out to "mow the lawn"!
Ohhh my come in we will pound away
2 Possibilities:
1- Your breath stinks and it just turned my penis "downward"
2- I think you just farted therefore it is an automatic sexual turn off for me. My apologies
If I have a hot companion with me who likes Mff, I would invite you in! Otherwise, I would think of something. :-) Don;t know what, but something.
tell your peeps the truth, they will understand
Nothing if I wanted to fuck a girl waiting for it I would just be truthful or just walk out
Tell the old lady going out to smoke some pot
You wouldn't you too shy and you don't even speak to me anyways lol
I'll just tell them straight up, "Excuse me a minute while I go fuck a horny Welsh girl."