I'm super horny and I want to borrow your man. What are my chances?

I'm out one night and the juices start flowing, I need a man and I need one bad. I spot a guy, yours and think "I'll have him". Now you're elsewhere, so you can't physically stop me, so I reckon I could easily seduce him. Let's be honest no guy is going to pass up this kind of quality especially when I do the shit he's too afraid to ask you for.

So the question is when a much hotter girl than you ( namely me) begs like a bitch in heat and offers sex on a plate can you trust him to decline?
Yes I trust my man completely. He'll turn down steak because he's got Aldi bargain burger at home
Vote A
I can generally trust him but I still prefer to keep him on a lead incase he spots a squirrel and wants to chase it
Vote B
He'll come home late stinking of sweat and shame needing a semen transfusion to refill his drained balls
Vote C
I'm triggered by this question and taking it far too seriously
Vote D
I'm a man, what pub are you in tonight' the wife's doing the ironing
Vote E
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  • My man is a man of high standards, he would never settle for less.

  • I'm good I make myself cum the fastest

  • Damn you got me laughing harder than I should have on this post.

  • Lmao the fukkin poll choices

    That bargain burger tho lmao

  • Lol... loved option C but seeing as I'm a guy I had only one proper choice. I do hope though you don't mind my shirt being wrinkled ;)

  • Never Stick your dick in crazy

  • The actual question is will your man do it? not what you think...

  • If i were in a relationship you could do anything what you want. You would fail 100% all the time

  • if there's no potential to have the one time sex to escalate to another, it's high probability that i as a man won't accept the invitation.

  • Man u sound like a crazy mfker

  • I've rejected more girls than I can count and when I'm in a relationship I'm loyal... so ya, I'd reject u in a heartbeat (nothing personal tho).

  • You can borrow me whenever you please

  • Oh he'd be all over you

  • I don't think no man ever denie you for having sex with you every man want to have sex in fact it's very common in today's world to have sex with strangers

    • She is saying that would a man cheat

    • Then depend upon that man if he is loyal then their are no chance of cheat

  • Im available. 😎

  • I am not a pig unless I want to be. Most men might not be that way, but I am. If I fuck someone its because I choose to not because i have no control

  • Thing is, my girlfriend is kinkier than I am.

  • Never stick your dick in crazy.

    • Welllll... as long as crazy never gets your real name or phone number...

    • @DCooper Yes, good point, but crazy has a unique talent for stalking.

  • lmfaooooo

  • You have Aldi in Great Britain?

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