If a fat ass log can come out of your ass then why can't you do anal?

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[CarpetDenim]

Because anal is a repeated in and out motion where as a “fat ass log” coming out is just one pushing motion to get it out, my boyfriend’s dick is thicker than the thickest dumps I’ve ever shitted, and poop is probably more slick and more soft than a dick could ever possibly be.

And, most importantly, given all the above information why pooping is significantly easier than being fucked up the ass, I don’t enjoy having a “fat ass log” stuck up my ass, nor do I enjoy the feeling of it coming out. The relief and satisfaction people speak of when they say they kinda like the feeling of taking a dump, or something to that effect, refers exclusively to the feeling of when it’s finally out and when it’s over and your butthole isn’t being stretched open and strained so much and you aren’t so intensely uncomfortable anymore. So why the FUCK would anyone ever think about reaching into their toilets and trying to *shove their shit right back up their asshole*? Or a dick, dildo, any other phallic shaped object, etc. Anal makes no sense.

[NYCQuestions1976]

Most Helpful Opinion, All-Time.

[CarpetDenim]

Thank you

[SwordShield]

bruh moment

[SwordShield]

This is a fucking historical post.

[CarpetDenim]

Yes..

[Natashakir72]

Lol... some people like anal and some don't and some are curious some are scared and some think jesus don't allow it

[NYCQuestions1976]

@Natashakir72 I don't care about all of that. I rely on physics. Exit only. 😂

[Natashakir72]

@NYCQuestions1976 lol I can't speak for the guys, but I think you are missing out on fun if you never try. I mean technically your mouth is for eating and drinking but most people...

[NYCQuestions1976]

@Natashakir72 Busting a munch on meat curtains is totally fun and enjoyable and a different process.

[Natashakir72]

@NYCQuestions1976 true true

[MysteriousDarkness]

@carpetdenim You and @joker_ have the same response

[Joker_]

@MysteriousDarkness Thank you

[monkeynutts]

Very poetic, I can't add to that. It's perfect.

[kaylaS91]

I think it's more a matter of can or will.
I mean... most of the time you can take a shit with zero effort or strain is when you've got diarrhea. Otherwise, it takes a bit of effort and more than one 'push', so to say.

During anal, how tf are you supposed to receieve? Makes sense that I've read people who say that anal is the easiest if you push as if you're taking a shit but that's the opposite of sexy so a bit of a mindfuck. Furthermore, with anal having so much stigma (about how the girl must have shit sitting and waiting inside her anal canal 24/7) kinda ups the anxiety, which will make anal even more uncomfortable and lacking in pleasure.

[Joker_]

Because anal is a repeated in and out motion where as a “fat ass log” coming out is just one pushing motion to get it out, my boyfriend’s dick is thicker than the thickest dumps I’ve ever shitted, and poop is probably more slick and more soft than a dick could ever possibly be. And, most importantly, given all the above information why pooping is significantly easier than being fucked up the ass, I don’t enjoy having a “fat ass log” stuck up my ass, nor do I enjoy the feeling of it coming out. The relief and satisfaction people speak of when they say they kinda like the feeling of taking a dump, or something to that effect, refers exclusively to the feeling of when it’s finally out and when it’s over and your butthole isn’t being stretched open and strained so much and you aren’t so intensely uncomfortable anymore. So why the FUCK would anyone ever think about reaching into their toilets and trying to *shove their shit right back up their asshole*? Or a dick, dildo, any other phallic shaped object, etc. Anal makes no sense.

[MysteriousDarkness]

@joker_ You and @carpetdenim have the same response

[Joker_]

@MysteriousDarkness Thank you

[CarpetDenim]

Why did you copy and paste my opinion

[Joker_]

@CarpetDenim Somewhy

[I-am-a-nobody]

It's kind of a one way street.
The fact that something comes out doesn't mean it's good to put something in.

By your logic, we should all binge and purge. I mean if food can go into your stomach then we should also purposefully expel it out.

Now there are times to induce vomiting (like when you ingest POISON).
Likewise, a colonoscopy is a good idea after age 50.

But anal sex is really risky health-wise.

[DizzyDesii]

Maybe becaue that area is meant for shit to come OUT and not go in. Plain and simple. A baby is mean to come out a vagina but who tf would want it to crawl back inside of it

[purplepoppy]

I've made this exact same argument in past mytakes. We've all stared down the bowl at a brown anaconda in amazement and with a sense of pride. If you enjoy taking a big dump you'll love anal.

[Cristal4U]

This is just basic

[Natashakir72]

Because when the log comes out your muscles relax and widen. Try a tiny buttplug and lots of lube then slowly upsize the plug

[Jjpayne]

... Words... I know I have some but... Processing... Fat ass log... Assuming that's poo... Brain hurts...
Recovering... Nope lost it again... Ok, I'm back... Big poo out of butt... Could you try practicing anal with a dildo? ... Oh no... I've gone too far 😂

[RydiaMagnifique]

I fucking love anal. He makes me beg for it because he's thinks it's cute that I beg fsr. I hate it. Every time he makes me beg I just wanna tell him "Just stop teasing me. Put it in me, or don't fuck me. I not begging."

[BeenThereLovedIt]

For men it's called a prostate, anal can feel pretty amazing. Getting pegged by a hot dominant woman is tits.

For women, I've only known one who was really into anal, but she really enjoyed it and requested it often.

To each their own really. If you don't like it then don't do it.

[Reaperbot666]

because that is one of the wholes on the human body. where things are only supposed to exit from not enter.

[Dargil]

Charming. You must be a hit with the girls.

[Browneye57]

Your butt is for shitting dood. We know you're a little confused, but gee. Maybe you've just watched a little too much porn.

[winterfox10]

My understanding is that lube plays a big part of making anal more comfortable. I haven't spent much time being on the receiving end though.

[_SOARER]

Expelling waste and shoving an object into your anus are 2 completely different things

The anus is designed to expel waste not to be penetrated.

[genericname85]

because nobody wants to touch a fat ass log with their dick xD

[BobbyC65]

I'm more into anal butt play with butt-plug's. 💞

[Thatsamazing]

Wow. Gross.

But really though, yeah what's the problem

[rose004b]

That's precisely why it's out of the question.

[NYCQuestions1976]

I've never shit backwards. Which from my understanding, is basically the act of anal sex. No thanks.

[Bman4907]

just picture that "fat ass log" trying to go back in. I think that part is the problem

[Liam_Hayden]

I'm not a degenerate so I don't indulge in such disgusting behavior.

[blondfrog]

If a constipated poop can come out of your ass then why can't you do anal?