If dicks had hosepipe settings which would you mostly use?

[purplepoppy]

With a simple twist of the head you can adjust the spray you to your liking. So which setting would you choose for different sex acts and why?

[Bricealan]

Well, since you asked: I just went out and checked the hose pipe settings on my hoses in the back yard, and my Highest pressure setting are "jet" and "full", and the JET setting shoots the furtherest. I fill the bird bath with the "flood" setting.

. For blow jobs, I would use the "jet' setting so she could use it in the morning as a Water pik/Flosser, (If she was in such a hurry the night before, that she forgot to "floss" her teeth.

For other sex, I would set it on "flood"

[AviatorTom]

What an interesting question...

You're right, it depends on what sex act I'm doing:

Intercourse - Center setting

Getting a Blow Job - Jet setting

Getting a Hand Job - Mist setting

Masturbating - Soaker setting

Russian (tit fuck) - Shower setting

It would be fun to try all the settings 😎🙉🙊🙈😲

[msmissydc]

So I saw the picture before the question and you know how some dogs love to chase the waterhose and and "catch" the water? Now after reading the question... I can't get a specific picture out of my head! HELP!!

A bitch getting soaked or showered. I guess that fits it best LOL.

Saying this cone and mist would be by far the worst for both.

[SunnyLi]

I would choose Jet settings. I'm a virgin but it is fun to imagine that "hard" probably will give much more pleasure

[Mrgoodstuff62]

If you are a virgin you might want to start lightly and build up intensity to orgasm !

[SunnyLi]

@Mrgoodstuff62 maybe) i don't know😄

[BoobSlayer]

Those are all too weak for me. Inside, if we know what's going on, and know the game and we're going to play it, I will blast off like Rick Astley watering his epic garden.

[Leapfrog00]

The soaker for sure. I'm messy!

[razelove]

I would use the soaker, because if physiology would allow it there has been a crushing curiosity towards a creampie that just keeps going. Like a nightmare version of Johnny Sin or something.

[katiesmuff]

I'd ask him to use the shower setting as that should have the greatest volume

[Lliam]

Mine is already set on center for the full blast.

[StormChaser838]

High pressure jet. I think I am nearly there already. Only problem is the water tank is too small per usage.

[RobT312]

I think id stick with jet in most cases

[CuriousDalia]

Hmm maybe center for being cummed inside of and soaker for in my mouth or on my body it seems the least aggressive squirting power for those situations

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I Would Win In A Pissing Contest!

[NathanDavis]

laminar setting... no doubt

[strateguy632]

the category is too far apart to compare... hose to dik, and what about condom? unless risky intimacy? none of these settings have any difference.

[Paige90]

Center

[Mariena_Anne92]

Jet? 😂

[MementoMori777]

That would be up to the woman on what setting to put it at lol

[Dargil]

Jet. I want her to feel the warmth.

[RavVid]

well with peeing you sort of do by waiting a bit longer and it makes it more fun at the urinal. I certainly play fire hose games.

With sex... I'd have to be the jet. It's best when there a strong hard pulses of semen.

[LovingJo]

Only you could ask this question.. 😂❤️

[helva]

Shower I think.

[Mac-One]

Center if standing and shower if sitting. Shower is most normal for girls as stream is spread as it passes through the labia.

[exitseven]

I would use the jet setting and maybe the soaker.