If I bathed in semen would I get pregnant?

First let me say this is a hypothetical question and I'm not after donations to fill my tub.

A old urban legend is a guy shoots his load in a pool and several girls fall pregnant. A common GAG questions is "we were dry humping and he came, am I pregnant?"

In both cases the answer is that semen needs to enter the vagina. However there are many cases of virgin births were the girl "claimed" only to have dry humped. (I call bullshit)

So here's the question. If I soaked in a bath full of jizz without any interference with my vagina would I get pregnant?
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If we assume the average bath tub holds 3000,000 mls and the average man shoots 5ml of semen that is 60,000 men. Assuming you can only fit 5 men around a tub (most are against a wall) and the average man takes 5 mins to wank it should take 2400 mins (40 hours) to fill the tub. According to Google there's 3,892,016,000 males in the world, now you know why the sea tastes salty.
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  • Releasing my grip to answer the question.

    Glad I read that.. probably could have filled it from here.. semenily retentive as of late..

    Umm not pregnant but you'd have a nice glaze about you..

  • I don't know that stuff is pretty viscous. Let's say your ass naked and you sit in the tub I'm not sure if there is enough pressure to break surface tension and freely flow inside.

    If that happens yeah sure it may be it might happen

  • I don't think so because I think a guy has to shoot inside you so the cum has the momentum to fertilize the egg but I wouldn't try it lol.

  • Only if it was fresh and warm

  • More likely you'd never be pregnant again due to the amount of STDs.
    If it's not going in yoiur pussy, you're not getting pregnant.

  • I think it dies pretty quickly. Im not sure if a bathtub will keep it alive either. Is this a fantasy?

  • Probably not... There are other factors involved here as well. Sperm can stay alive up to five days inside the female reproductive tract. However, sperm dies within minutes of landing on something outside of the body, like skin or sheets. As soon as it dries out it is dead as well. So unless you allow many guys to stand around you and shoot their loads directly at your target, and even then I don't think any would enter inside. So stepping into a tub full of cum and if any sperm was still alive it would not be easy for it to get inside of your vagina without help. Also, soap, salt and other chemicals such as found in a pool will kill the sperm quickly.

  • Its more probable. I recommend whale spunk tho much larger loads. Fill a few tubs with that

  • Probably not. In the time it takes to fill the tub, nearly all the sperm would die.

  • The vageen seems pretty airtight when not penetrated, just like how i can swim in an ocean without having water fill my anal cavity i say go for it

    • Just dont start fingering yourself under the semen pool

  • Yes because I would fuck you as soon as you got out of the tub.
    "hypothetically"

  • Maybe

  • Not if the semen never enters your vagina and gets to the eggs

  • Why dont you try it and see

  • Small chance

  • It would be highly unlikely.

  • your skin gets softer! LOL

  • Of course lol

  • You would get pregnant but who's child is the question

  • Could be possible but I don’t think it can happen

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