If I bathed in semen would I get pregnant?

First let me say this is a hypothetical question and I'm not after donations to fill my tub.

A old urban legend is a guy shoots his load in a pool and several girls fall pregnant. A common GAG questions is "we were dry humping and he came, am I pregnant?"

In both cases the answer is that semen needs to enter the vagina. However there are many cases of virgin births were the girl "claimed" only to have dry humped. (I call bullshit)

So here's the question. If I soaked in a bath full of jizz without any interference with my vagina would I get pregnant?
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If we assume the average bath tub holds 3000,000 mls and the average man shoots 5ml of semen that is 60,000 men. Assuming you can only fit 5 men around a tub (most are against a wall) and the average man takes 5 mins to wank it should take 2400 mins (40 hours) to fill the tub. According to Google there's 3,892,016,000 males in the world, now you know why the sea tastes salty.
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  • If you were ovulating possibly. Water pressure is a thing. Though I suppose in this situation it would be semen pressure. However if it takes 40 hours to fill a bathtub most of the sperm would have died. Though if it was heated to 80°F maybe you could keep them alive. I wonder if I could get a research grant to figure this out?

  • There's only one way to find out

  • Yeah, I hear its the latest craze, lmfao.

  • If it’s such an amount then the weight of pressure from all that fluid would probably go past the vaginal seal and assuming the sperm are still near body temperature after 40 hours unless it’s a heated tub I doubt it

  • No because sperm cells die quickly in the outside world within seconds

    • By the way, do you need me to make this bath tub for you?