If you had to choose between sex on the beach, or a slow comfortable screw against the wall, what would you choose?

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SnowedIn · Accepted Answer

Gummy, do you remember Michael?

Michael is a people pleaser. I don't think that's a bad thing. A lot of people do, however. Michael wouldn't necessarily choose the sex on the beach or the slow screw. Whichever his host was drinking. Whatever was least trouble. But he'd yell you a fun story about the cocktail. Or that Highclere Castle gin's botanicals are grown on that estate. You'd feel at ease. Rather like the days of youth when, instead of a diary, you might entrust your deepest secrets to your gerbil. Because moms can't read a gerbil and gerbils don't send unasked for dick pics. You'd pass three hours with Michael and not know where the time went. In all the best ways.

Michael grew up on the beach. Before the Brown's built their house, he could hear the ocean on the shore from his bedroom window. From the day after the last day of school until the day before Labor Day he was at the beach. He had his first blowjob under the yacht club deck at the beach. Built castles. Watched the waves melt the castles. Michael would tell you, the waves will melt anything. Time and tide my friend, time and tide.

Sex on the beach for me please.

DaveJord · Accepted Answer

Sex on the beach is risky, sand gets anywhere... but it's fun to be outside and exposed like that having sex. It fucking hot!!! But honestly the slow screw on the wall is more enjoyable.

LovingJo · Accepted Answer

When is it "comfortable" against a wall? And when do you want it slow? 😂 I want it  hard  and  fast!!  💯😜❤️ Sorry, were we talking about drinks? 🤔 🍹🍸🫗😂

weysally · Accepted Answer

I have tasted both, and it's hard to choose, but the other, a screw against the wall because sand going in my vagina isn't that nice

ShiftingMonke · Answer

I'll take the screw.  That means I can hang my favorite painting of the God Emperor as a gerbil so that everyone that doesn't visit can see it.

PBandJ_Nerd · Answer

I've never had sex before, but I think I'd like the beach better. At sunset when it's still warm & breezy would be nice.

Sour-rose · Answer

Sex on the beach... almost thought it was the physcial "sex on the beach", I was gonna be sick :D

Wish4UrB00ty · Answer

I would for sure choose sex on the beach.

electromagnetic · Answer

Against the wall for me please.

OfMiceandMen · Answer

I've had neither, so I guess I am missing out.

AviatorTom · Answer

A slow screw is always enjoyable. You can even change the pace if you want.

RavVid · Answer

A slow comfortable screw against the wall. Sand gets everywhere.

exitseven · Answer

sex on the beach isn;t all it is cracked up to be. all that sand getting into every crack and crevice and don;t get me started on the fleas.

elizamichale1 · Answer

Always always sex on the beach

jamesgoldman · Answer

The sloe screw I made slow gin and well anything to help that down my neck will be welcome

es20490446e · Answer

I like beaches.

kellytheman · Answer

I probably go with a slow screw against a wall the sand from the beach would get in the way.

Stevefiveo · Answer

Definitely the wall. Sand from the beach gets in to everything and that would definitely ruin it.

NostalgiaSenpi · Answer

Slow screw

max337 · Answer

I am still virgin but if i got chance ig i will chose on the beach100%

Mayo503 · Answer

Both hope that helps you all

Yumix · Answer

Against the wall is nice, but beach is still on my to-do so even if there's risk of sand making things difficult I'd choose that

Dnice1 · Answer

A long slow comfortable screw against the wall

Kelly6 · Answer

Sex on beach

If you had to choose between sex on the beach, or a slow comfortable screw against the wall, what would you choose?

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