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This is becoming the norm in many hospitals. Husbands and boyfriends are making love to their expectant wives and girlfriend right up to and including the moment of birth. The contractions apparently make for a very delightful experience on the erect penis. And the ejaculate provides a fantastic, slippery lubricant to help the baby slide out more readily. If the gentleman's stiffened member is seated within the anus, the act can even continue during delivery!
What do you think? Will you be participating in this latest craze?
Having Sex in the Delivery Room: Everyone's Doing It, Will You?
by MARY HAWKINS
Um, let me see, how shall I put this? I guess I'll just come right out and say it. Apparently there are couples who have sex during labor and delivery. Did you hear me? Let me phrase it another way just to be sure I got the point across. There are actually women who have sex with their husbands in the hospital either while they're in the midst of labor -- or shortly after giving birth to their babies.
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Article: SEX in the Delivery Room!
If You Have a Baby, Do You Plan on Having Sex in the Delivery Room?
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These days, the women who partake in pandemic delivery room sex are known as "Momicrons."
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What Girls & Guys Said
21 40I mean if she asked me to sure, seems odd but I'm nothing if not helpful.
Someone call the police on whoever is doing this because this is in no way okay-
A lot of the people who do this are the police.
Well then call the other police to arrest them
@supercutebutt Members of the police force who do these sorts of things are contravening the trust placed upon them. It is in direct violation of the law and, not to mention, their contract with the Police Force they represent. Any allegations of misconduct are often dealt with seriously -- A lot of information is kept confidential.
And there wasn't anything left for me hear regarding sex, i thought 😣😣😣🤔
You thought wrong. :)
Well, I'm gonna have nightmares tonight...
I want my children to be born in home births.
Oh yeah, that's kewl. Then you won't have to worry about people judging you when you are balls-deep in your wife's anus as she is giving birth! Good thinking!
Hopefully it doesn't rip apart or anything.
It won't.
If she's down, sure. It sounds like only upsides, but then again, the doctor is right there...
My partner and I had sex an hour before she went into labour and then again while she was at the hospital
I'd rather do it in the butt during the birthing process. It gets the woman off a certain amount of pain.
I totally would
No sex until she has the baby and gets back in shape
u r no fun :(
Well a raging infection that can kill you isn't fun either. No sex before 6 weeks.
@sejla I specifically included a butt sex option. Why are people ignoring this fact?
because that area is all beat up. A human came out. The first few days is extremely sore and more graphic things. Your uterus has to contract back into place. That is the least of any woman's worries plus in many cases you are training your baby to breastfeed or you are getting used to it.
@sejla A human came out of the sniz, not the butt. And I am really not talking about sex AFTER birth. I am talking about leading up to delivery and DURING delivery. The husbands engorged penis in the mom's butt as the baby emerges from the sniz would bond mom, dad and baby incredibly. Especially if dad ejaculates inside the anus just as the baby exits the mother. They would be the strongest family in my opinion. True, I am not a mom yet but I really like this idea.
@supercutebutt @sejla interesting theory and I'm not out-ruling it. I would try it but not in delivery room where any time given a doctor or nurse can emerge in... and then? Ops!
Locked in with all keys with us, maybe possible because then peeping-toms are out-ruled (very shameful doing butt fuck while a nurse or doctor (read both: stranger) comes in! Very intimate moment then!
I rather have sex with my wife in the bedroom.
I'm sure thats a joke article
never heard something so stupid as this. sorry
I doubt that.
During labour? No Way José!
I suppose I'd consider it if one of the nurses is REALLY hot.
Hell no, most women poop themselves during delivery
A penis in the anus would act as a cork to keep the poop from coming out and embarrassing the woman giving birth. A good husband would understand this and offer up his penis to his wife.
I think a butt plug would be a better option
We will agree to disagree.
I would have sex with her to get the contractions going if it was necessary though
Oh ok. :) You aren't a total loser I guess.
Thanks, I think 🤔
... Da fuk? That's just weird.