If you were having anal sex, and this happened, how would you react?

Here goes. Me and my girlfriend, who I've only been together with for a couple of months, decided to try doing anal for the first time tonight. Now, since I was doing her ass, I got her to agree to let me go in raw for the first time too, and to cum inside her for the first time. It was great- she was so tight, but I managed to hold on by keeping it slow, going in hard, deep and forcefully until she came (coaxing the loudest moans and screams of pleasure I've ever managed to coax out of her to date) before coming with her. But when I pulled back out after cumming inside of her, I wound up having to jump back to avoid the decent-sized pile of shit that came pouring out along with my cum afterward, which kind of put a huge dampener on the event. Thinking about it now, I think I came so much inside her asshole that my cumshot worked as an enema. So it's not her fault. If anything, it's mine. And I kept telling her that.
But still, I was really grossed out by the totally unexpected surprise- and just recovering from a stomach bug didn't help matters either. I reacted perfectly naturally- by covering my mouth in disgust, running for the en-suite and promptly throwing up in the toilet bowl- and now I feel shitty for reacting that way, because my girlfriend left the apartment without saying anything other than repeated apologies, inconsolable, with her face streaming with tears. But really, how would you react in such a scenario, if this happened immediately after the climax of your first anal sex session? Asking this question to both guys and girls- for girls (and gay guys), how would you react if this happened to you, and you were the one who'd just involuntarily shit yourself on your BF's bed? Is there anything I could say or do to console my GF? And if this happened to you, do you think you'd be able to enthusiastically consider having anal sex ever again?
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  • You're putting a dick into an ass. Were you not aware of it's usual function or? I don't know why you were disgusted.

    If she wants to do it again, buy her an enema. An enema bulb might be more convenient. Then just don't have impromptu anal sex.

    • Like I said, it was totally unexpected. It was explosive, it was on my bed, and I'd only just recovered from a stomach bug which had me retching all of the contents of my stomach out all day long on Monday enough to start eating proper food again this morning. Clearly, my recovery wasn't quite complete yet.

    • Normally, I wouldn't have thrown up- I'd have still been grossed out, and I wouldn't have been happy about it (don't think any normal person without a scat fetish could possibly be happy in such a situation), but I wouldn't have thrown up. I'm just worried that she might think that I was sickened by her now, instead of having been triggered by the smell. And I'm worried that she might never want to do anything sexual with me in that bed ever again.