Wonder how in the fucking world Derek ended up naked in my bed!!!
I currently sleep in a twin. I'd freak the fuck out and move to the couch. Then I'd call his girlfriend and tell her to come get her naked man out of my house.
Be like, "Sorry, Brenda. I was sleeping and rolled over and he was just there and I am so confused but come get him because I am extremely uncomfortable!"0 0 0 0Take his picture and post it on the internet :P
But in all seriousness if it were a friend, and not a boyfriend or friends with benefits that I'm already intimate with, I wouldn't allow touching.0 0 0 0Yeah, that's not gonna happen. but if it did, I'd be sleeping somewhere else.
0 0 0 0push him out onto the floor
0 0 0 0thanks for MHO lol ~
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Well. . . you just gotta try not to fart that's all. If you can make it without farting you're good
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Nah but seriously though I might go for the nude if I couldn't sleep and I was bored. I might as well look at something to pass the time. . .0 0 0 0Depends on the circumstances of her being there. If she was sad or depressed or something then I'd hug her but for any other reason I'd just try to sleep without touching her
0 0 0 0Hey thanks for MHGuy! I also second @soffffixaz push em onto floor lol but also like most of the girls said find somewhere else to sleep would work too. Did this happen to u?
No lol
Haha ok just curious. Y u asking then? And what would u do in this case?
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14 19Um, why the fuck is a friend of the opposite sex sleeping in my freaking bed NAKED? 😬😨😤😠
1 0 0 0Doesn't that happen to you often?
@Red_Arrow Can't say I've ever experienced this, hence the bemused comment, lol. How does one just suddenly find their naked friend next to them in bed? 😂
You just got granted a wish?
If my friend of the opposite sex is seeping naked in my bed then we probably already fucked😂 Not much else to explore at that point, haha.
2 0 0 0Get up and find another bed.
0 1 0 0I would find somewhere else to sleep.
1 0 0 0WOW, like, how no guy said that he would get up and sleep somewhere else and have diff... and every girl have the same answer that she would sleep somewhere else...
guys, I am proud of you.
girls, now you understand :p0 0 0 0Is he drunk?
0 0 0 0Why would she be naked? Oh well, give her oral to wake her up:-P
0 1 0 0Find another place to sleep.
0 0 0 0I don't generally go to sleep with my friends. so I'd probably panic finding them there
0 0 0 0Snuggle up... she's making a strong statement and I'm stamping OK on it, then waiting for her next move
1 0 0 0I'd wake him and tell him to put some damn clothes on and get his naked junk off my sheets.
0 0 0 0If she is hott, I'm doing something. If she's not, I'm telling her 'nice try'
0 0 0 0An original and interesting question.
This is assuming I'm not in a relationship. The set-up is that I ended up in a bed with a naked girl drunk following a party. It has more or less happened.
1. Sleep it off. I didn't drive home to avoid a DWI.
2. Stay on my side of the bed and avoid touching her, unless...
3. If she wanted to cuddle or spoon, I'd cooperate in kind. This happened.
4. If she started non-sexual caressing, I would carefully do the same. Hair, Rubbing shoulders, back, buttox, etc. An ethical massage.
5. If she began to attend to "Junior", the game would begin.,0 0 0 0Well... Clearly it's a dead giveaway to something bigger so... Social anxiety hits and I fall into a coma for 17 years.
1 0 0 0Depends what happened before.
0 0 0 0I'd get out of that bed lol
0 0 0 0Definitely start pulling him off
0 0 0 0If she is a friend of mine, then she would know that if she did that, then we're getting it on.
0 0 0 0fall asleep
0 0 0 0Depends on if where talking regular or best friend, if where talking best friend than I'd snuggle them as they'd most likely be my wife. If where talking regular friend than I'd ask them what the hell their doing next to me naked, than get out immediately and demand they put cloths on.
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