Guys, Is life a paradox?

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This is NOT me

My first time at a nude beach was terrifying. It took me 30 minutes to shed all of my clothes. I thought the whole world would be looking. Then the fuckers never looked! Why didn't they look? I felt robbed! Shouldn't they at least glance? Nothing? LOL

If you want to be invisible, go to a nude beach in Miami. No one cares. Now I no longer understand the attraction of a nude beach.

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  • A nudist beach isn't strictly for going to be an exhibitionist and have people perv at you.
    It's for people who are not comfortable wearing clothes and went to relax free of them the same as some supermarkets have nude shopping times.

    Its about being a nudist or having a nudism way of life.

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  • I have been to several.. usually with previous girlfriends. It feels so good to be outside and naked in the sun. I don't go to them to be stared at I go to be naked outside. Usually I had to jerk off a few times before I went so I would not get a boner

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  • I think I've only been to a nude beach around there once. I did get a few glances, but it might have been looks of disgust because I'm a big guy.

    • Oh, and to answer the question, life is a paradox, and it is full of smaller paradoxes.

  • Yes, ma'am, and if I may say so, you are absolutely magnificent.

    • I was so mesmerized I forgot to ask you if you could please follow me, if that's alright. Thank you very much.

  • How would you describe your figure maybe that had something to do with it feel free to PM me if you don't want to talk about it here

  • Damn @applepie409 where was I? You didn't say you were goin' to a nude beach?

    Had I only known !!!1?

  • That’s the whole point of nudist beaches. They’re there for people to enjoy being naked without other people staring or caring.

  • Huh that is. . . Interesting. I never thought about it that much 🤷‍♂️

  • Probably. I've given up trying to figure out much of anything in life. I'm much happier for it.

    • Smart move on your part.

  • yeah it kind of ruins the whole excitement of showing off when nobody cares lol

  • It could everyone else is worrying what they look like and not looking at anyone else. A small or private beach may be better if you ever try it again.

  • Nude beach it's overrated, never cared for it never will go to one. Definitely ain't the move to go chill out with people since I like to hangout with family and friends when it comes to the beach.

    • It was a one time thing that I will never do again.

    • I feel. Funny enough what made me 100% sure to never go to one was this vid of a guy on Tik Tok said he goes to the nude beach to "Sunbathe" is anus. Shit people do 😭

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