Kicked in the balls? or giving birth? which one do you Think hurts more and why?

well since i've never had a football coming out of my penis hole, i cannot say how painful it is to give birth. I do however have a bad experience with football shoes and a kick of for the ball that hit the wrong ball (s)...

but i remember something my mother said about giving birth:
"you basically get stoned from the pain because your body gives you pain killers when you get to a certain Point"

well either i'm a Little bitch or that shit doesn't apply for getting kicked in the balls because my god i was Crying like a Little bitch that just got castrated for the whole damn day

i do not mean to belittle giving birth whatsoever because it can be a 48 hour fun fest of pushing a baby out of your own body. but if you are numb for effectively the whole time, does it hurt as much? also i don't Count the contractions, that shit is painful as hell haha, but i mean the actual birth giving :)

once more i do not mean to offend, i was just interested in what you guys thought about this :)
please also keep it civil! if this shit turns into an all out war between butt hurt people no one gets anything from it ;)
Balls and i've given birth/been kicked in the balls
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Giving birth and i've been kicked in the balls/given birth
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Balls and i haven't been kicked in the babymaker or pooped out an infant
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Giving birth and i haven't had my santa sack shuffled or created a mini-me
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I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad i've got sunshine, in a bag
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  • Getting kicked in the balls is worse and so is stubbing your toe.