Ladies, do you all have penis envy?

[IAmBlueThunder]

From my personal experience, almost every woman I've met has penis envy.

[Blong2u]

Nope not at all. People focus way to much on gender and gender equality. People are people. I think it's all a little ridiculous and over rated if you want to do something do it male or female. I don't want a penis or envy men for having one at all.

[michelle3685]

I'd love to have one for a brief time, just to experience what you guys do, when you have an orgasm. Once I had sufficiently worn it out, I'd be content.

[xMiax]

Penis envy? Why would I envy a guy for his penis? oO

[IAmBlueThunder]

You tell me. You're the lady?

[xMiax]

It's great that you guys can pee anywhere you want but I love my pussy to death, I wouldn't trade it for the world.

[IAmBlueThunder]

Hmm.. I'm not sure I understand?

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

No because I have my own penis

[IAmBlueThunder]

See ladies? This is a REAL woman. Smfh.

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

Lmao I'm a cyclogoatosaurus

[IAmBlueThunder]

I'm not sure what the fuck that means but you seem like a trustworthy person so I'll take your word for it.

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

Okie lol

[IAmBlueThunder]

Wait. Cyclogoatosaurus. A one eyed, goat-like, dinosaur creature?

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

Yeah

[IAmBlueThunder]

That sounds scary as fuck tbh

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

Lmao I know

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

Thanks man

[IAmBlueThunder]

De nada mi amiga. 😫👌

[dogbert444]

Why would they when they have the one thing guys REALLY want?

You could also ask, "Do all guys have vagina envy?"

[AleDeEurope]

So envious, dude... no wonder they keep asking us for dick pics

[IAmBlueThunder]

Finally, someone who gets it! Thank you, Ale. I'm not trying to be sexist, all I'm saying is every woman is jealous because they know we're better. *shrug*

[AleDeEurope]

It's not sexist to point out the truth and reality of the situation.

[IAmBlueThunder]

That's what I'm saying! Exactly..

[AleDeEurope]

Thanks for the MHO

[IAmBlueThunder]

No problem my dude :)

[i_research]

nope. that's weird

[MysteryHistory]

Not sure if every woman does, but I certainly do.

[Tellme]

@MysteryHistory why's that? What exactly do you envy?

[MysteryHistory]

@Tellme The list of reasons is too long

[Arya_Christ]

still what's the things you envy? you can write the whole list if you want.

[clampfan101]

You can message the list to me, if you want.

[luvstoned4him]

NO... what is that?

[fauchelevent]

I don't think I really care.

[taleets]

not at all

[StacyTink]

Yea tbh.

[Arya_Christ]

do you think you would have been more happy if you had a penis?

[Sadgal123]

No but I'd like to have one for a day

[Arya_Christ]

what would you do with it?

[Sadgal123]

@Arya_Christ haha see what it's like to pee standing up, have sex as a guy, hit someone in the face with it, helicopter dick

[Arya_Christ]

helicopter dick is the best XD

[Kaylyne]

No...

[collegegirl5]

No, do not. But I am jealous you guys can pee standing up, it makes camping a lot easier.

[Anotherweirdo]

I don't care

[IAmBlueThunder]

Then why did you comment? I'm sorry that you don't have a penis, but dont take it out on me :(

[SamtheDnDgirl]

I'm pretty sure I don't have that.

[KatherineJ]

Only when the line for the bathroom is long, like at concerts.

[genericname85]

all those girls who said "no" must really love their periods :D

[Prettyapathetic]

not gonna lie

[moonpie89]

lmao no

[tinymini]

I definitely don't agreed

[cupidkisses]

nope

[IAmBlueThunder]

I don't get it... Please explain?

[dogfish]

all women have penis envy

[IAmBlueThunder]

It seems that way doesn't it? :/

[dogfish]

oh yes

[jesusnicolas97]

Lmao dafuq?

[GirlThatDraws]

... What's a penis?

[Arya_Christ]

the male genitial.