Lindsey Stirling would you SMASH?

[White-American89]

[tenukitanuki]

Do... do you have any good examples of things I should watch or listen to? I've found some loud ostentatious music videos but I'm 1000% more interested in pure authentic culture. I don't want no god damn celtic-fusion techno-bop; get off my lawn!

I'm sure she's very talented and amazing and clearly an attractive female but I would much sooner crawl on my hands and knees for a woman like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zucBfXpCA6s

like they say, if she ain't Fiona Apple then I couldn't give a rat's ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XTz2C3fSCc

you need to be Chaka Khan or Sade or somebody like Diana Ross, Donna Summer. Dee Dee Sharp, Mavis Staples, Dolly Parton, Bjork-- people that truly impress me with the depths of their everything. Even the light pop beats of Yelle or this haunting Yugopop track speak more to me; though I've often wondered how much I would like Yelle if I actually understood French better.
Although, I can pick up some and honestly I doubt I'd like her any less

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOQZNHueNQQ

who can't love sweet sentimentality?

[tenukitanuki]

this is that catchy Yugopop beat, haunting as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taPy-8FXV_I
i hope she did get away to those far away temples, at least to algiers, shit

[SentientBrick]

Ehhhh. At worst id ask her out to dinner. You can go to jail for smashing people. That and the feasibility of finding or having access to, a hydraulic press capable of completely smashing a human is unrealistic. I mean I guess you could build one but that would take a lot of steel and parts. Utimantly making it more complicated than its worth. Personally I just go for the dinner route. Its Cheaper and less complicated if you ask me.

[Daniela1982]

Good to know some Ho's actually have some talent other than wiggling their asses.

[19magic]

I love Lindsey Stirling, I want her hair and to be able to dance like her

[White-American89]

I want to sploodge in her hair and have her dance around a pole. But that's a whole other story.

[19magic]

Yep... Completely different story glad we agree lol

[ChurchOfIron]

Ze girlz r jelly-ness.

[WalsallGuy90]

Voted 'Other' because I wouldn't just want to smash her. I've been following her work as an artist for a few years now and she comes across in her videos and interviews and stuff as a pretty decent person, as well as being talented, funny, and gorgeous.

Basically, she's the sort of girl I would happily love to date. Yeah, that would include sex in a relationship, of course, but I'd want to actually date her myself. She's pretty awesome.

[SarcasticMisfit]

She's adorable but I'm not smashing lol

[J3nny]

as a straight woman no

[OlderAndWiser]

She is a very cute girl, talented, and looks like a fun lady.

[Lliam]

She's definitely a cutie and I like her flexibility. And she's 5'3". Damn! What red-blooded man wouldn't want to slip her on like a boot? I wonder if she practices kegels. Haha

[EpicDweeb]

Lol I love her as a musician and I find her incredibly attractive so... yeah I'd smash. Though... if it were between smash and getting to be friends with her and collaborate on musical projects... I'd pick the friendship/collaboration.

[hahahmm]

I don’t think that’s really her thighs in the last pic. Photoshop maybe.

[hahahmm]

I mean in the red & white dress where she’s against the wall. Strange how that was the last pic the first time i looked but now it’s not

[Britantic]

If I was a guy sure.

[hansukota]

What if u were gay/bi?

[Britantic]

@hansukota isn't Every girl a little bit bi?

[hansukota]

Damn... Didn't expect that as a reply

[BrittBratt2416]

No, cause im not into women but she's not bad looking to me. I think she's pretty girl, so with that said im sure there are some guys out there who find her appealing.

[peculiaremowhale]

i've been to her concerts so much. I don't see her as sexual. her music rapes me.

[SkipStop]

She's a freak inside and out. Not my type.

[Elliegirl]

She’s cute and talented, but I wouldn’t “smash” her.

[xTom98]

she's attractive but I wouldn't

[White-American89]

You lie sir!!

[xTom98]

nah, no need to lie. she's too old.

[White-American89]

A young virile buck like you should be looking to split her in half like a log, her and every other chick pretty non-fat chick aged 16-40.

[xTom98]

I have pretty high standards and dont like going for average girls that present themselves easily.

[GraveDoll]

no -_-

[Jjpayne]

Yes sir :)

[Jjpayne]

It would be funny if she could only talk with her violin

[Sauximami]

Sorry not sorry I'm not finna smash

[slatyb]

Totally cute. Need to see her in concert.

Florence of Florence and the Machine is also amazingly hot and incredibly graceful.

[Ellie-V]

She’s very talented in her art and I’m attracted to creative people. So yes. I’d smash 🤗

[Dongtai]

That’s for her to know and for you to wonder.

This is seriously disrespectful. You’re too old to make posts like this.