Map reveals average penis size around the world... how do you measure up?

Map reveals average penis size around the world... how do you measure up?
No, I'm not actually asking 'how you measure up', so please don't tell me, I don't want to know lol.

But, what do you make of this? How does your country measure up? (Looks like Australia is doing pretty good lol)

And because I know so many of you are from the US and use the imperial system, I've decided to include a bonus link to a cm to inches conversion calculator: https://goo.gl/S7U0Zt
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  • my country is not visible on the map lmao

  • How does my counrty measure up? I dont know its too small.

  • U mean weenus? :p

    • Ahaha oops, meant that lol :P

    • That's one hell of a weenus you got there hahaha :P

    • Yeah I get it from my grandpa 😎

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  • Will just let them keep guessing 😝

  • Can't read it on my phone but I really don't need a map to know how I measure up, lol.

  • Brazil looks good lol

  • Yes! My penis is above average!

  • in kazaghistan no penis?

  • I fit in with my fellow Australians :P

  • OP is veiling her desire to sleep with Mandingo from the Congo and Bushwhacker Bob from Aussie-land.

    It's ok, OP. There's no shame in planning a vacation and hedging against small penis size in any of the locals you might pork.

    • Yep, you know me too well.

    • Yep, though I read that native Americans have the longest on average and Polish have the thickest girth. Speaking of which, Tonto Kowalski. Pleased to meet you

    • Hahah you forgot that Japanese are the smallest :P

  • AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI

  • Let me guess, the makers of this map are Iranian.

    • oh wait. it's saying they're the smallest. my bad.

  • Mine is a 20-cm steel bar. I'm at peace with it 😊

  • As an African American I measure up well at least compared to white guys.