Men does your dick and balls just hang in the toilet bowl while you're taking a shit or is there a way that you put it?

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MCheetah · Accepted Answer

It doesn't just "sag" into the water of anything, if that's what you're thinking. The scrotum is tight and not just a loose sack of testicules, flopping about. The balls and penis are in a spot inside the bowl, but not touching anything in it. While I am far from having a large penis, I imagine even happen to guys with huge dicks don't end up touching the bowl or anything in it.

Although *I* always have to hold my penis and aim inside the bowl when first peeing (before pooping), because if you don't, the pressure of the pee will skate along the inner edge of the bowl and slide onto the outer bowl and hit the floor. Porcelain is very slippery and good at transporting liquids. Imagine continuously spraying water at high pressure from a hose. The stream will "slide across the walls," to the outside of the toilet if I'm not aiming down the whole time. If it's sideways or even aiming upward, it'll leak onto the outside bowl and onto the floor, and that's NO good!

This is kind of embarrassing, but I didn't know women had to use toilet paper when they pee until I was in my twenties! I mean, seriously, when would this ever come up? How often do I witness women urinating? I just assumed, they shot out a perfect stream like men do, so nothing would be "getting wet" in there, just like a penis doesn't get wet when we pee. So I don't blame you for asking this question, OP.

To everyone else, I am sorry for talking in this much detail about such gross manners.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Yep, just hanging around.

Thats not a problem, its not like you are in danger of shitting on your balls or anything.

The problem comes when you are taking a shit and you have an errection and your body decides its totally fine to have a piss at the same time.

That requires some redirection and or hunching over etc.

I haven't done it myself but I would put money down that there are guys out there who when faced with this predicament decided that they are top level sniper hose operators and instead of hunching over and admitting defeat etc decided that they were just going to arc their pee into the bath or sink instead.

Im pretty sure that doesn't end well.

loves2learn · Answer

Lmao! Good question!

God_of_Thunder · Answer

They pretty much just hang there, yeah. 🤷‍♂️ Not a lot we can really do with them, aside from that.

MTC29 · Answer

It seems an odd question, but then again, I'm sure that there are young women who haven't seen a man sitting on the toilet. The entire kit just dangles.

Almost10inch4funlol · Answer

yep some times i gotta hold it if the water is high my dick is 7 inches soft so it can touch the water at times 🤦🏽‍♂️🤢

BeMuse · Answer

Yep just hangs. Not an issue since the distance between the top of the seat where you sit and the water level below is about 9-10 inches, plus we have several inches of ass and bone bellow us that we are seated on when taking a dump, and our main cannon is mounted on our bow facing forwards not pointed at our stern porthole… If you were like 13 or 14 inches soft you might be stirring the pot, but if you aren’t a freak of nature it’s nothing to worry about.

slatyb · Answer

It’s just there.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

The other day someone had a similarly interesting question

Men does your dick and balls just hang in the toilet bowl while you're taking a shit or is there a way that you put it?

Where only options '9' and '0' require increased attention.
Clearance to the water level usually is sufficient.
During longer sessions we can of course hop up and down a little - but the effect is far less than -say- a bungee jump.

BillHe1 · Answer

I don't have to worry about this one, I usually can barely find my penis, it's so small.

Jam321 · Answer

Um no actually when i sit then i think my butt cover whole seat. So i think it relax on the lit.

exitseven · Answer

They just hang. I'm not so big that I have to worry about them ending up in the water.

watrewks · Answer

Lol just hangs 😂😂

mattissebfan5 · Answer

This is a weird and really funny question yes they do but they don't go very far but they're in the air kind of

vald9inches · Answer

My balls hang in the toilet but my dick will hit the bottom of the toilet if i don't hokd it up lol

Quidthonian · Answer

It just hangs in there. Often, A #2 and #1 are on the same order.

Caliguy88 · Answer

The water level would have to be high. Lol. I feel like maybe that happened to me once though... I don't know.

Mangospacho · Answer

It does hang in the bowl but it doesn’t get in the way. Trust me, we would use a ton of toilet paper if that were the case.

nawtee_me · Answer

nope just hangs there lol

28ouc · Answer

i usually rest mine on the side of the bath tub while im on the toilet

Pterodon · Answer

They hang. Ask your boyfriend to sit on the toilet so you can see for yourself

Waldoe · Answer

LOL... I think I love you... My junk just "dangles above the water" wanna watch?

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