My girlfriend is flatchested. What should I do?

[Anonymous]

[OlderAndWiser]

1. Why is it a problem?

2. When you met her, you probably knew that she didn't have a watermelon chest. Even with a padded bra, you can usually tell that a girl is not heavily endowed.

3. You refer to her as your girlfriend, so obviously you have seen her boobs and you still call her "girlfriend." What is the issue.

4. Many guys really, really like small boobs, particularly on a petite girl. If you can't appreciate her, don't lie to her but don't be cruel. Just break up with her and find a girl with big tits!

5. By any chance, is your girlfriend on this site?

[Notorisch_Arschloch]

Why did you get into a relationship with someone you're not attracted to? What do you do, you ask. Stop being a dipshit.

FFS I like tiny chests over bigger, but I'm not even getting on the small tits are fine bandwagon. Seriously, why would you get what you don't want only to bitch that you have it later? Rhetorical, of course. We all know why. You're a dipshit.

[SadpersonT]

She can't help it. Don't blame her or be upset. A lot of people like small boobs so if you don't want to be with her, many bachelors would be happy to oblige!

[snowangle]

Uhh do what you want. Either get over it, if you like your girlfriend, or break up with her if her breast size is more important.

[Asker]

sadly my girlfriend doesn't have such big tits like yours.

[snowangle]

Are you really a grown man? I didn't look at your age when I first answered and I just assumed you were like, 15.

[AirForceOne]

@Asker, After reading some of your responses you're just a creep MF. And if you are 36-45, you're one hell of a child. Downvote me if you must.

[Asker]

I am a bvit older than 15. Can I know your size?

[snowangle]

Nope.

[COCOCHANEL]

close your eyes

[Asker]

and?

[COCOCHANEL]

feel the love

[Asker]

emotional love or physical love?

[COCOCHANEL]

both

[COCOCHANEL]

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[LindsayRB91rds]

"what you think abuot my gf's problme! "

She doesn't have the problem, you do. You're hung up on her lack of boobs and probably ignoring what a wonderful person your girlfriend is. Embrace her for who she is, not what bra size she buys.

[Asker]

:) ok baby

[Junlian]

Nothing. You came this far without a problem. What do you expect. A boob job?

[Asker]

I dont mind boob job

[ShaunaM95]

If anything it seems to be your problem. Maybe stop being so shallow? That might fix your problem.

[Asker]

she is flatchsted... she looks like a boy

[ShaunaM95]

You are rude af I hope she dumps you

[Asker]

she loves me

[tinyclit]

You mean your problem, not hers. There are lots of guys that love flat chested, so she's good. Now what to do about you.

[Markm3212]

if you dont like flat chested ladies what are you doing with her? like others have said let her go for her own good so that she can find a man that likes her for her

[AustinMan]

Get used to it? Find a new girlfriend? I would NOT suggest a boob job.

[PlutoLastJuly]

Call her Dave and only have anal sex with her.

[Asker]

I like anal sex tbh

[PlutoLastJuly]

Homo.

[youareright]

Omg 😂😂😂😂 so good

[Asker]

no homo is girl + girl or guy+guy.

[PlutoLastJuly]

That's what all the homos say.

[Asker]

you need to learn what homo is!!! try to open google and type homo if nothing poped up but 'PlutoLastJuly' then try again. Dont rush plz!

[PlutoLastJuly]

Only homos use Google, that's a bona fide FACT my friend.

[Asker]

you need to calm down your flat tits! and let guys use your anus:)) its normal!!!

[youareright]

Chill dude she's playing with you lol

[PlutoLastJuly]

Only homo guys want my anus and flat chest. Isn't that why you are dating your girlfriend? Isn't she your beard?

[Asker]

@youareright you're right she wants me :))) do you think PLuto is going to suck me off?

[PlutoLastJuly]

If I thought you could get hard while looking at a woman I might offer, but I doubt you could being as you're a homo and all.

[PlutoLastJuly]

You would say that since you like boys. (and it's "You're just AN uneducated and ugly woman", or "You're just uneducated and ugly, woman". Either way you were lacking the education to spot your mistake. Go back to sucking dick, play to your talents ;) )

[Asker]

guys, this woman wants a cock :) help her! threesome, double penetration are a plus to her!

[PlutoLastJuly]

Any excuse to see some dick eh asker? The more the better in your book!

[Asker]

why are you so obsessed with cocks and anuses? Girl, stop watching gay porn :)

[PlutoLastJuly]

I'm not the one declaring my love of anal, calling for multiple dicks and dating girls who look like boys. If there's a lover of penis here it's you my suppressed homosexual friend.

[Asker]

you're contradacting yourself. You should go to the doctor and talk about this thing. Being gay female is bad.

[PlutoLastJuly]

I was prepared for a battle of wits, but it appears you came unarmed...

[Asker]

yes I came :)) feels good

[truthbeknown]

I would probably rub them, kiss them, lick them, rub my penis on them, cum on them. Maybe try some of that?

[BaileyisDarcy]

You get the fuck over it. Thats what.

[Asker]

I had to downvote you

[BaileyisDarcy]

XD okay, good for you, what do you want, a cookie? Haha

[CocoTeaREX]

lol xD

[Asker]

I want tits , big ones... got them?

[CocoTeaREX]

That's just sad dude.

[Asker]

@CocoTeaREX tsss. it my pick up line...

[CocoTeaREX]

oh shiet, sorry xP

[Asker]

@CocoTeaREX thanks!

[BaileyisDarcy]

I got plenty and more but guess what! there's more to me than my baby feeders. And there's more to your girlfriend than HER baby feeders. So here's what you do about her having small ones that dont kill her back... You get the fuck over it. OH MY GOSHDARN SHO SHIMPLE MMMMMM MMMMMM

[Asker]

can you show your tits?

[BaileyisDarcy]

Uh, hmmm, let me think about that hmmmmmmm...

Yup. Here you go!

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[CocoTeaREX]

haha

[KsyRose]

I really feel like punching u for asking that question, but oh well. What does her body have to do with you? She's flat chested. Okay. That's how she is and if you don't accept her as she is, u should leave her alone

[Asker]

why do you want to punch me? you're too agressive and you can get in jail. I need to think what to do with her.

[KsyRose]

Why would u want to change her?

[KsyRose]

She's beautiful as she is. If you're not content with her, leave her.

[Asker]

I just like vaginal and anal sex with her. I dont like her personality much.

[KsyRose]

You see? that's the problem. Even you know that u don't like her personality.

[SarahsSummer]

The nerve of her to suddenly get flat chested after you fell for her the way she was!

[DumbandDumbber]

Preach. Some people should be banned from asking questions, not even joking.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

You gotta man up. . . and pay for her to get some fake tits dude!

What kind of a loser would just sit there and complain, you need to calmly walk up to her one day and say "Hon, your getting boobies today" and then you gotta bring that hoe to the best plastic surgeon you can find!

[KeiranByrne]

If that's a massive problem why is she your gf?
Nobody's perfect. She tolerates your shortcomings.

[KeiranByrne]

Update noted. So why do you think it's a problem? Is it her problem or yours? They're her boobs so why do you think you have to do anything?

[TadCurious]

It shouldn't be an issue if her breasts are small. I mean, you knew that going into the relationship so why is it a problem for you now? If you can't accept her body the way it is you should set her free.

[nezialkahfi]

oh i want to ask you, so you have relationship with her or with her breasts?

[Asker]

with her, her tits are part of it

[Prof_Don]

enjoy the little boobies, perfect size for the mouth! :-D

[JoyGirl]

Dude... sorry she doesn't have the kind of boobies you want. 😊
I honestly don't feel bad for you... 😂😇😂
If you can't love her for who she is, then time for you to move on.
Go get a girl with big boobies, then if that girl doesn't have the big old watermelon 🍉 you want, then you move to another girl. Not hard, see. 😊

[goaded]

Grow up.

[4Elements]

Accept it or move on to the next poor girl who dates your ugly mug

[Asker]

I am very beautiful and I date only beautiful ladies. You're not one of them

[4Elements]

You're also shallow. I thought with age comes wisdom. Apparently not...

[CocoTeaREX]

Dude I personally get really horny when I see a woman (around my age!!) with flat chest.