Guys, my girl farted on my dick and I got hard?

My girl and I where in bed and we where watching a movie ( we sleep naked together) she's sitting on my dick facing the TV and where comfy and all of a sudden she's like I have to fart and farts right on my dick it was gross but I loved it I got so hard and horny. I was playing with her boobs and rubbing her for the rest of the night how do I tell her I liked it or will she just think I'm weird if I say hey babe I love it when you farted on my dick last night.
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  • so probably u have a fart-fetish. that's fine... it's yer fetish and it's respectable.

    anyway... u should tell her about yer fetish... but bring it up like..

    "well... remember when u farted on my dick da other day?"

    (possibly she'll say "yeah")

    then respond...

    "i wanna tell u sth. hope u won't feel shocked... but it turned me on when it happened."

    i dunno how she'll react... but if she finds it weird, i guess she won't continue wid u... but if she reacts positively... let her repeat it again if in case she wants to fart when u both lay in bed.

  • We all have our kinks. She needs to embrace it for you.

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  • The fart just reminds your brain how close your genital is to her body/ass/vagina you did not enjoy the fart you just realized how close you are and that you could do something with that situation.

    • Oh okay thanks

  • lol funny, u got a fart fetish? lol just bring it up gently and see how she reacts

  • Yeah whenever my wife farts on my dick I get super horny and fuck her brains out.

  • Have her eat a bunch of peppermints... it'll smell like Christmas on yo dick

  • Wow... just wow..

  • Looks like you found a new fetish. You're not alone there though.

  • How about you don't tell her. Her perspective on you may change after one small confession.