My girlfriend keeps referring to my testicles as fruity pebbles?

[Fearless_banana]

So I have a 2.3 inch penis. This is how I met my girlfriend.

I’m very insecure about it and this is why I became a bodybuilder... to overcompensate. It's actually considered to be a micropenis.(https://www.news-medical.net/health/What-is-Micropenis.aspx )

The thing is the steroids have shrunk and my testicles. They have a very asymmetrical shape to them. My balls have almost become non-existent and just go straight up into my stomach. When I finally find them and pull them down my girlfriend calls them her fruity pebbles. She says they are cute but often makes fun of them. Last night I ended up crying when she left because I was so offended. She later sent me a text of this meme and started laughing.

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I thought I should go anon but I figured it's best to just be honest and let you all know who I really am.

... What should I do?

[Anonymous]

Not many people can laugh and make fun of themselves the way you do. You're funny lol.

[Fearless_banana]

But I'm being srs...