My girlfriend sticks her finger in my mouth every time I yawn. Should I break up with her?

[coding]

So my girlfriend thinks it's hillarious to stick her finger in my mouth every time I yawn. I find it annoying. Is she trying to turn me bisexual or something? Seriously, what's her game? Should I break up with her?

[Duke1985]

Wow, break up.
Ok, so let me breat it to you: my brother does the same thing to me. How has thst anything to do with being bisexual? Sometimes gild stick their fingers in my mouth while we fuck. Not bisexual. How little confident can you be to think something like that? xD
Ok, but since you -for whatever reason- don't like it: have you tried biting her finger?
Or here's a good one: cover your useless hole when you yawn!

Oh and by the way: if you're really not trolling here, you should really break up with her. Because if this really makes you want to break up with her, than you shouldn't keep wasting her time.

[miiiiiiicahhhhhh]

THIS

[Duke1985]

Welcome micah

[Kapakani]

Who cares about if there’s any hidden sexual meanings behind her actions, I’d be a angrier at how not every second is someone’s hands or finger 100% clean.

As much as I loved a past girlfriend, she do that and she’s getting headlocked (playful style of course) but... yeah haha.
http://i.imgur.com/Ssz0YIV.gif

[_Just_A_girl_]

Made me laugh today thanks, dude. Also if this is a real question, maybe she should dump you? On account of how picky you are over little things...

[Errrrggg]

If someone kept doing something that irritated you, you would dump them too. Get over yourself.

[BeeryNice]

Try covering your gaping hole mouth when you yawn. She's just trying to give you a message.

[Laureate]

Yawning is literally breathing, Google it. :)

[BeeryNice]

I know how yawning works. Doesn't mean you can't cover your mouth. It's not to stop germs, it's so people don't have to look at your fucking tonsils.

[BeeryNice]

Or endure a cloud of morning breath

[Laureate]

It's also because yawning means you're bored, so if you cover your mouth that's a signal that "don't worry, I'm not bored of you, social interloper!" Manners are dying, calm down. Just being annoying is more likely than "trying to give you a message"

[Errrrggg]

If she wants to message, she could try asking. You don't need to cover your mouth when yawning, its is far less intelligent respectful and hygienic to stick your filthy finger anywhere near someones mouth un-announced. I hope she doesn't need her finger, bite it off then dump her. Usually people who do this stuff are annoying in other childish ways.

[Errrrggg]

Try NOT LOOKING stupid.

[Errrrggg]

it doesn't matter what tie of day it is to be a pain in the ass. Keep your filthy fingers to yourself. If he said it annoys him, its just a deliberate way to press his buttons.

[CarpetDenim]

Nah, just stick your dick in her mouth every time she yawns

[michaelj12121]

Lmfao

[WhitestAsianYouKnow]

I can almost guarantee you that she's not trying to "turn you bisexual." She probably just thinks it's funny. If you don't like her doing it, tell her.

[thisgirl102]

She should break up with you

[Errrrggg]

Yeah, save him the pain of being with someone annoying.

[hellionthesagereborn]

just bite her, eventually she will figure it out.

[ChronicThinker]

Yeah she's a bitch.

[amel23]

Bite her finger and she will stop

[cutie_cute]

She's messing around.

[ricky_ok]

That shit would be annoying. Id agree with you fam.

[Alanfra]

Put your hand over your mouth when you yawn

[Errrrggg]

unless you are facing someone, thats completely un-necessary. Thats just trying to bitch-tame someone for no valid reason.

[Alanfra]

@Errrrggg actually it's good manners

[Ryry97]

Dump her king

[RobertG]

Probably just trying to get you to cover your mouth when you yawn. But if she means that little to you that you would break up with her because if that. Then you should, because she could do a lot better.

[Laureate]

Yawning is literally breathing, Google it. :)

[Raajk1995]

Well kind of funny maybe she wants you to fuck her mouth or want you to bite her finger.

[LegateLanius]

It is usually considered a faux pas to not cover your mouth. But that is just childish. All she has to do is ask you to do so.

[Flower-petal]

Lick her finger

[Errrrggg]

DO this if you want gastro.

[bookboy]

You'd dump her for that?

[phychosocial]

Do it back to her... she'll stop.

[Danielleo]

I'd put her on check lo

[Danielleo]

let her know who's boss. I'm just messing don't listen to me.

[coding]

Pimp slap her amiright?

[Call_Me_Sully]

What a dumbass

[disgustingweebtrash]

Yeah

[wiseoldelf26]

Me and my wife always do that, we call in a "yawn rape" lol. If this is a serious question you need to lighten up a bit because your girl seems like she's a lot of fun

[Errrrggg]

You are gross, not fun.

[CT_CD]

Dump her. Sticking her dirty fingers in your mouth all the time