Probing tools are always long so why do guys complain about size queens?

[purplepoppy]

In nature every tool that has evolved to poke into a hole is always long. The probing finger of the aye-aye, the tongue of hummingbirds and anteaters, the long beaks of wading birds, in all cases big is best. Even man made tools designed for probing are long, that anal probe in the picture is long, that temperature probe in your kitchen is long, got a probe in your toolbox? I bet it's long.

Probes are meant to be long.

[Effably]

Fine enough argument.
I never had any issues with people's sexual preferences. I think most of us understand that in theory bigger is better. In practical terms there are of course limits to that but most guys like the idea of something more tight and girls of something more big. Not hard to understand either point of view.

You know how all girls are made different? That involves this too. Men in general, through some unspoken agreement, have agreed that pointing this out is a forbidden taboo and I agree. It is one insecurity we are all happier of women do not have. I would imagine some of the complaints stem from here. An unreciprocated gesture. Although it is of course harder to pretend that two inch pinky is as present as the ten inch can. Regardless, preference makes sense. I get how it is a sore spot.

[TonyV]

I know this just meant to be a joke not taken serious and to piss off sensitive guys.

But it actually made me think lol.

My thought is all your examples are designed to retrieve something, something that isn't suppose to, or dosent want to be retrived.

No when I'm pumping I'm not retrieving, I'm suppose to be there, there to make a delivery, got some baby gravy to delivery lol.

[loves2learn]

Damnnn that ant-eater’s oral game must be on point. 😂
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Sure these probing tools are long, @purplepoppy my dear, but they are lacking in girth. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Jessica405]

Got a long tool for retrieving screws from the depths of server racks. About 1 metre long.

[electromagnetic]

I know it’s suppose to be comical but at some point if we want to be probed correctly, at least let the size reflect the actions being performed.

[PantyBuyer4Life]

Exactly

[NathanDavis]

that COVID swab testing thing is almost assault... it's like they are trying to test you for prions

[DonkeyDan]

Burn 🤣

[loves2learn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[DJB72]

Interesting thoughts Poppy.

How long should a urethral sound probe be in your opinion?

[imjustadude]

Why is probing tool so thick if it needs to be that slim?

[bean2k21]

When male cats mature, they develop a barb on their penis. Why then do girls always complain when I roll up chicken wire and try to slide it up their ass?

[Cheechee4me]

Why do some men get mad because women can read and write? Inferiority.

[Recurrence]

I thought sex and probing were two different things. Unless that Eye Eye or whatever marsupial night creature is finger hanging his girlfriend with DAT LONG FINGY

[okeydoke]

Aye-ayes are awesome. Lemurs of the niggghhht.

[ChiPaPa]

interesting

[Morgador]

Because they are stupid insecure ass holes! Of she's with me then she likes how I make her feel. I have had girls that like big BIG cocks and I have your standard white boy issue 6 to 7 inches. I learned a long time ago how to please women and for the most part it doesn't start will our dicks. I thinks it's hot as fuck seeing a girl take a massive cock

[PantyBuyer4Life]

You're 100% right! That's why small guys like me let their wives hook up with bigger men. I encourage her to, since it's how sex should be. A woman who likes dick should get big dick.

[Pete671]

imho size queens are hot, I accepted my modest appendage quite a few years ago, so erm, not sure what I want to say about it so,,,

[LegendaryIcon]

Why do girls always complain about guys who prefer certain size breasts?

[Jerre]

My probing tool is 8” long

[bigdyk31]

You like being handcuffed or handcuffing guys

[Anonymous]

Lol, another size whore.

You should have cleaned that anal probe better before snapping a pic of it.

[Anonymous]

How long does a guy's dick need to be for him to rub your clit? How far up your pussy is your G-spot? You are wanting him to probe your G-spot or your tonsils?