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Sexual Health Should I ask my girlfriend to bleach her butthole?
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I was about to eat her booty like groceries until I spread her asscheeks and discovered that her asshole is dark brown. Its not just her butthole. Like 2 inches around her butthole is also brown so I just ate her pussy instead. Should I get her to bleach it so I can tongue punch her fart box?
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I hate you all. You either think I'm a troll or that she should break up with me. 🖕🏻Do women not get their buttholes bleached?
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She wants me to do it though
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What Girls & Guys Said
19 24Dude, it's the hole she shits out. If it were meant to be light colored, we would be born with white assholes.
you wanna tell me her asshole is brown but her pussy is completely pink?
It's not completely pink
Bitch need to get her ass bleach on point if she spec you to smash lick the turd cutter.
Troll rating- 3 out of 10
could use your eyebrows to clean it
@lundvaalebaba lmao ruthless
Fuck the color man... Eat that ass up!
Get a white sharpie it's cheaper
Eh, you go first. Actually brown is a perfectly normal colour.
What would changing the colour actually achieve still the same but hole
I don't know. It'll look better
Dude, if you really liked eating ass then it wouldn't matter if her booty hole was dark or not. Personally I love a darker booty hole, it gives it more character
Gross, I do know what you are talking about, I've seen a few girls where there was a coffee filter sized area around their butthole that looked like it was stained.
However, I think that bleaching one's anus is not a common practice. Where did you get such an idea? That was just a joke from the movie Bridesmaids!
Asking a woman to bleach her behind would be her asking you to get you penis gold leafed; it does happen, but it is rare and a really strange procedure.
Have her bleach the old shit-marks clean.
Then wait an hour +
and then proceed. enjoy!
Just do it Anyway. Why's it have to be bleached?
Best answer! He should be a man, and not just lick it -- but make love to it with his tongue. Have you had a guy do it? What color is yours?
Yes you can ask her.
if she wants to get her booty ate then tell her she needs to bleach her butthole first
But if it's you that has requested to eat her butt then don't
Just keep spraying something white on it every day, see if that helps.
No, instead you should avoid her butthole.
She wants me to
Then close your eyes and just do it.
I don't want to close my eyes
Then leave your eyes open..
Alright
Why don't you dress up like a woman and let other guy eat your hole?
Wtf?
Why?
She Clearly Deserves A Better Man Than You.
End It Now Before She Finds Out What You're Really Like!
What am I really like?
Re-Read Your Original Question And There Is Your Answer. You Clearly Have Body Acceptance Issues. You Were Obviously Grossed Out Because Your Girlfriends Asshole Is Darker Than The Rest Of Her Body.
Some ladies have this its natural. There is nothing wrong with her butthole so do you what you want to do.