Should supermarkets stock penis shaped vegetables?

Question

We've all smirked at rude misshapen fruit and veg and let's be honest every girl masturbates with a cucumber. It's a fact that if a woman spends more than 10seconds choosing a cucumber then it's not going into a salad. It's the same with carrots, why rummage around the loose ones picking out the big fat ones with rounded tips over the small tapering ones when you can just grab some repacked ones.

Yes you can buy plastic dildos but they lack that organic natural feel you get with vegetables. Plus we all know how bad plastic is for the environment, what would happen if a turtle swallow a dildo? Plus most girls lose their vegenity before their virginity

The obvious solution would be to grow penis shaped fruit and vegetables. No more hold ups in supermarket as little old ladies squeeze the zucchini, no more being left with skinny pathetic carrots and parsnips because horny girls have got there first.

So would you like to see your supermarket do the right thing and have a isle dedicated to penis shaped fruit and vegetables?